Skip the Game, meaning "no foreplay, just get right into the action". If you are like me, you would feel bad just sitting in front of the computer all day fapping. There is only so much time you can sustain by masturbating in the dry season. Men have needs. Some desires cannot be satisfied by pornography. Some needs cannot be satisfied by pocket vaginas and special lubricants. Sometimes you need the real thing, and how can skipthegames.com help you with that?

Well, you have decided that you have reached the point of no return. Your horniness level is through the roof and there is only one solution to it: good old, real-life pussy. But maybe you don't have time to go to a bar and try your luck. Or maybe you're sick of playing the online dating game on Tinder or OkCupid (trying to have sex on a dating app can require the same level of time and effort as trying to go out and have sex).

Well, if that's the case, lucky for you, you can skip the game and get pussy in under an hour. That's why God created escorts. As long as you have a few hundred dollars, you can get laid almost instantly. Just call an escort at SkipTheGames and she will serve you to fulfill all your desires.

But now you face another challenge to overcome; with Backpage shut down and Craigslist filled with scams, fraud, and police entrapment nothing but scams, how the fuck do one even go about finding an escort. Don't give up yet, young padawan, just jump over to skipthegames.com to find escorts in your city easily.

Skip the Games and finally get some real action tonight.

The Skip the Games home page is fun, sparse, and easy to navigate. With a white background, a picture of a condom in a red velvet jewelry box, a search bar, and a list of regions and top cities to choose from, you can start your escort search almost without delay. It really is as easy as the slogan they have written at the top of the page indicates." Skip the games. Get Satisfied." Easy as ABC, 123... Badda-bing, badda-boom.

Simply enter your information in the SkipTheGames search bar. First, select whether you are looking for a man, a woman, or a couple, and what you are looking for. It turns out that SkipTheGames offers much more than just female escorts for men. You can also find male escorts, transsexual escorts and massage services or studios for men. Or about any domination or fetish provider. Even male escorts for women, private strippers and strip clubs, phone sex providers and cam sex sites, and adult job postings can be found at SkipTheGames.com. Skip The Games is your key to the face-to-face sex industry.

Let's say you're a man looking for a female escort (because, frankly, that's obviously what you are). Select the appropriate option in the search bar, enter your city, and if desired, specify the type of girl you are looking for (blonde, brunette, Asian, etc.). Hit search and sit back as all the female escorts who have posted in your area on SkipTheGames suddenly materialize before your eyes.

An endless number of chicks are always ready to please you!

The SkipTheGames.com results are organized by day and displayed as a long list of thumbnail images. Clicking on one of the pictures will take you to that girl's profile. Here you will find more pictures of her, along with some basic statistics. Age, who she wants to meet (male/female/couple), race, hair color, payment method, incall, outcall, or both, hours available, weight, height, bust, waist, hip size, breast size, "under-grooming" (shaved, groomed, hairy), piercings (hidden, visible, none), and tattoos (many, few, none), social activities (smoking, drugs, alcohol consumption, etc.. ). Along with this information, SkipTheGames provides a list of activities and services she offers, a brief biography, and contact information.

From this page, there is also a very handy "Next Profile" button that allows you to effortlessly look through all the options in your city. And depending on where you're from, you may need to browse through quite a few profiles before you get to the really sexy hookers. It depends on where you are, though. There are bound to be more hot girls available in Miami, for example, than in Boise, Idaho; most of the girls on SkipTheGames are interested in previewing before going through the trouble of making a call, with a decent number of photos showing off all their assets have.

SkipTheGames is also kind enough to provide warnings of potential scam posters, a scam disclaimer, and to beware of links of any kind. In addition, you can easily report profiles that appear to be scams, which I have to say is a welcome feature since there are always fake postings on websites like SkipTheGames (which is why Craigslist is so intolerable in the first place). They seem to be doing a decent job of weeding out fake posts, though, as I didn't see any dubious postings in my browsing.

Finding a job to pay for an escort, or getting a girlfriend is the "free" alternative.

One of the features of Skip the Games was the posting of adult jobs. But before you get too excited, let me tell you that you will not find your dream job of appearing in straight porn here. You won't find your dream job of appearing in straight porn here, and you won't find it anywhere else. However, if you know of a woman who might be a good phone sex operator or cam girl, feel free to refer her to SkipTheGames. There are plenty of options for women in the adult industry, and Skip the Games has a solid list of them based on city.

Be careful what you pay for, or face the consequences...

At the bottom of every escort page, Skip the Games includes a small legal disclaimer. This is an attempt to avoid liability in case one of you gets in trouble with law enforcement in your quest for some real-life cat. They state repeatedly that the prices are simply for the escort company and that they do not condone the exchange of money for sexual favors; one glance at any of these escort profile pages at SkipTheGames, however, will quickly tell a completely different story.

That said, however, I encourage you to pursue your escort fantasies carefully. If you're chatting with someone who sounds like a cop, chances are it is; just use your common sense at SkipTheGames. If you are texting an "escort" and she says yes... I will definitely make your penis feel good" or "Oh, can you bring me a marijuana cigarette when you come?" you should definitely raise an eyebrow. You are not going to go fuck a hot girl like you thought you were, chances are you are the one who will be fucked on the fence.

Don't be a fool and treat these girls with respect.

One more thing, I'll leave you with the lecture. This really goes without saying, but if you are actually going to meet someone from SkipTheGames, try not to be a dick. Many of the girls on SkipTheGames.com work independently, and many of us guys are not going to be able to pay them back. rely on the hope that we men will treat them well. So just be a decent fucking human being. I get that you are probably a piece of shit (you should order an escort to get laid eventually), but don't take it out on the women. They are here to make you feel incredible, so the least you can do is make them feel comfortable in the process.

Now, I'm done preaching to your nasty ass. Now that you know how Skip the Game works, if you have an extra $100 or $200, why not give it a try? Or, if you can't be bothered to meet real women, you might as well indulge in masturbating to porn.

Skip the Games is a proper database of escorts and adult workers of all kinds. It is easy to use and navigate, just like CityXGuide or ListCrawler. You don't have to work too hard to access the girls' contact information (no sign-up required), and it seems to be quite actively used (lots of postings, even in small cities). If you understand the risks and can act like a decent human being for an hour or two, Skip the Games is at least worth checking out. We all need a break from porn once in a while.