Japanese ASMR got me like, “Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!” I’ve had my headphones on all morning, tuning in to those kawaii voices and slippery sex noises being pumped right into my ears. I’ve got those skin tingles, feelings of warmth and calmness, and a raging boner dripping into my boxers. It’s wild that I got this from audio alone when usually I’m cranking it to full 4K lesbian films or VR anal scenes. Is this what it was like masturbating before TV was invented?

We’re on the weird part of the internet with this one, boys. I miss the days when I used to review anal videos, which was like, the weirdest part of my job. These days, it feels like the zoomers are taking shit too far. Today, we’re talking about NSFW ASMR videos. I’m not going to break down what that acronym stands for. It’s a complicated term for that simple little effect in your brain when you get a tingly sensation down your back and you feel sleepy. It sounds a lot like an orgasm, but it’s actually a lot more underwhelming. It’s not sexual; it’s just …  relaxing.

What do you think of when you hear the word Soundgasm? An orgasm with the help of sound? An orgasm for your ears? Hardcore ejaculation to female ASMR? Whatever your association is, it’s probable that you’re not wrong. Today we’re looking at a website called Soundgasm.net, though there’s a twist. You can’t really use the site through that website domain. Instead, we will be using Flari.com to access it and search through it. That is as far as Flaru goes, however, and all the file hosting and jerking off will be happening on the side of Soundgasm, so that’s the actual website that we want to take a look at here.

Try Quinn! Many sites have tried and failed at making a real social media for adults. These usually end up becoming dating sites or porn tube sites. None of them quite match anything that SFW social media platforms have to offer. Anyway, I’ve been snooping around, and I think I finally managed to find something that looks like it’s a potential for an audio NSFW social media website. It’s called Tryquinn.com, and while it has its flaws and all that, I do think that there is a good chance it could explode into the next big thing for porn enthusiasts. We’re talking about a place where people share their audio content for free.

So, you want to get into audio sex stories? Yeah, it’s a growing trend and I don’t see it slowing down anytime soon. Do you know why it’s getting so popular? My guess is that many guys got bored with regular porn and are looking for something completely new. Audio sex stories are the perfect thing for them and they eat that shit up like crazy. There are a couple of other factors and they mostly consist of the fact that it’s actual girls reading these stories and you feel a lot closer to them that way than when you watch a pornstar doing a scene. Finally, the taboo topics you can explore are unmatched.

If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.

So, ASMR and porn?! Isn't that a good combination? All of us dudes know that watching porn without sounds is like fucking a chick with a condom on, and the Dude doesn't have time for that bullshit. I want it raw, loud and hardcore, and what's a better place for such a fix than asmrnude.com. The site will give you aaahhs and ooohhs, and treat you with high-end picture quality. Your eyes are gonna pop, and your cocks are gonna fucking explode!

Well, well, well, look where the twisted path of curiosity has led me. Yours truly, the illustrious Porn Dude, has ventured into the realms of Urban Dictionary. Insane, huh? Still, I bring back with me a tantalizing tidbit of knowledge. You see, I'm here to introduce you to hmvmania.com, a site that's all about something way more exciting than your everyday urban lingo.

What’s up, you beautiful ball basher! Today, I’ve got something a little special for you! We’re diving into the weird and wacky world of ASMR. That’s right, my friend! We’re getting real intimate, haha! Now we all saw this coming… Everyone did. Shit, for the first few years ASMR was even a thing, everyone just assumed it was some kind of fetish! And they weren’t exactly wrong!

Are you in the mood for some ASMR goodness? Well are you? You know you are, so what in the hell are you waiting for? Get over to ASMRine right away if you want to get off to this kind of content!

The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though.

What’s Leaks Love got to love? Well, it says it right there in the name: this is a site for people who love ASMR content. That begs the question of just what kind of content they’re talking about. Since you’re reading this on ThePornDude and not a directory of local tradesmen, it’s probably a safe bet that nobody’s going to be talking about fixing pipes. You might, however, find a few sexy housewife and plumber scenarios if you look around a little.

Ero Cast is a different kind of website than what I normally review around here at ThePornDude, to say the least. Most of the free sites I fap test on the average day are video tubes, plus an assortment of paysites, sex blogs, hentai libraries and nudie photo galleries. I’ve got dozens of categories of adult websites listed here at ThePornDude, but most of them are just popular subgenres of porn presented in the various standard formats. Erocast is something else entirely, something so unique that it doesn’t fit cleanly into any of the established categories.

I really thought Noodle Dude was going to be a sprawling directory of all the best pasta websites on the internet, each with a longform review full of useful info slathered with hilarious jokes, all delivered by a noodle-snorting mascot with a huge head. I was all ready to read writeups of the local ramen shops and Italian joints, thinking maybe this Noodle Dude would turn me on to some good shit I can show off to the Tinder ladies. I’m not sure if you know this, but a good bowl of high-end linguine or even a fancy bowl of truffle-infused mac and cheese can sometimes be the difference between getting laid by an internet stranger or going home alone to jack off again.

You've probably heard of "cuckold" before. But do you really know what it means? A cuckold can be created in two ways and both of those ways involve someone in the relationship cheating. The first way can be a guy's wife going out and fucking some other guy because at least he gives her dick, you know? The second can be a guy making a move on another dude's wife and fucking her. Some of these situations can be quite obvious and in the face of the person who's being cheated on.The wife doesn't care if her husband walks in on her getting fucked by some other guy. Or that guy can fuck her better so she's his now. Spankbang is a strong character when it comes to porn. Their cuckold selection is pretty good, too.