Who put the X in XAsian? Well, I can’t be entirely sure, but I’d have to guess it’s all the sexy, beautiful, naked Asian ladies doing their thing in the site’s growing archive of hardcore dirty movies. The letter X has been synonymous with fuck flicks for decades now, so it’s always a strong indicator you’re going to be seeing some dicks, cooters, boobies and butts. I’ve never reviewed a SFW archive of anything with a name like this, but then again, this is ThePornDude and I tend not to waste much time talking about wholesome, family-friendly websites.

I’ve always wanted to be a Thai Swinger, but kind of assumed my status as an American disqualified me from making the team. After spending some time perusing the Thai Swinger Network, I’m starting to consider the dream even more seriously. Their shelves are stocked full with some of the finest Thai poon ever captured on video, and it looks like a bunch of white tourist dudes are the ones doing the smashing. Fuck, now I’m really wondering what the COVID quarantine rules are if I book a flight right now.ThaiSwinger.com is the online home of the aforementioned porn network, incorporating a handful of amateur Asian paysites like BargirlPOV, PornoTravel, DirtyThaiMasage and more. Their content is exclusive to the network, with a steadily growing collection of Thai smut to shake your dick at during your lunch break. Well, or whenever the boss dips out of the office for a few minutes. It may be a silver medal compared to visiting The Land of Smiles for yourself, but it’ll keep you from getting blue balls before you get that vaccine stamp for your passport.

Jav Hub! What is it about JAV (Japanese Adult Video) that makes it so prized among porn fans in the West? Some would argue it’s the cleanliness of the scenes, the spotlessly white sets, and bright lighting; others might argue it’s the dirtiness, those bukkake scenes, and kinky fetishes. It might have to do with the submissive nature of Japanese babes or the way they squeal. Viewers of JAVhub may concede the appeal lies somewhere in the middle, or somewhere else entirely.

It appears Japan is living up to its reputation of being home to the most off-kilter sex fetishes judging by what’s on offer at Zenra.net, a fantastic porn site whose domain name is a transliteration of the Japanese word for ‘naked.’ This site offers a different concept, taking a unique foray into the kinky world of Japanese porn to bring you some of the most mind-blowing hot but weird porn scenes to come from the Land Of The Rising Sun complete with exclusive custom made English subtitles. I’ll let that sink in for a second.

Looking for some tiny Asian porn at Little Asians? Well, gather around perverts. I’ve got something really special for you today. If you like little chicks, Asian chicks, or little Asian chicks, you’re really going to love LittleAsians.com. It’s a porn site, so naturally, the petite babes in question are getting their cunts hammered by dicks that seem way too big.

CreampieInAsia! With such a straightforward name, I am pretty sure we all know what CreampieInAsia.com has to offer. If you are not able to tell what the fuck this site is all about, then you must be on a whole new level of stupid, and I honestly feel sorry for you. Now, for those who came here to learn more about this wonderful place filled with creampied Asian beauties, I have a lot to say.First of all, before we get down to business, you should know that I have a soft spot for the Asian sluts, so I might not be as rough on this site as I am on most of them. The first thing that pleasantly surprised me is the fact that this site is in English and it can also be viewed in Japanese, which is what all Asian websites need.The homepage is quite plain since this is a premium site, so all you really get is a tour page. I will say that their tour page design is not meant for nightly browsing and that their homepage gave me a headache. This had nothing to do with their design overall, but the fact that the first thing you see are a bunch of gifts on top.Now, that is all nice but the gifs do not play on normal speed… they are causing me a headache because they keep spazzing out, and it looks hella weird and hurts my brain. Basically, I wanted to leave their homepage as soon as I opened it which is not how a premium site should make you feel.Now, before you can view any of the shit I will talk about, there is a price to be paid as this is a premium website. You can get a 1-month trial membership for $30 and since it is a trial membership the only privileges you get are streaming options. There are also three premium memberships; the 1-month premium of $40, a 3-month premium of $25 /month and the 1-year membership of $10 /month.Except for their pricey 1-month membership, all the other offers are quite straightforward. Keep in mind that the premium memberships will offer much better privileges than the trial membership. Below the join page, they have written all the shit you can expect to see on this site, and if they are actually stating the truth, I will see shortly, after I create a premium account.When you log in the site with your premium membership, do not be surprised because the site itself will look completely different. I was actually fucking happy that they put a much less flashy design on their actual website than what you could have seen at the beginning. The design is made with a dark grey layout, and all the options you are interested in are on top.The videos here are all titled in Japanese, so you have a difficulty knowing what they are about before opening them, but once you do open them, they have a short description about the model as well as the video below. Now, I do have a problem with this, because who the fuck will read the video description instead of simply opening the video in the first place?You have the fucking clip on top, and you will choose to read the description instead? Are you fucking kidding me? Another thing that I should mention is that you can download all of these videos in HD, from 480p to 1080p, which is also great for the fucking virgins who love to collect shit on their PC. You know that you can just watch all of this crap online, there is no reason to download.I guess, if you will just be a premium member for a month or some shit, you might want to stash videos to your PC and enjoy them later, but honestly, isn’t it just better to get a full-time premium membership instead?Anyways, the video quality when it comes to streaming is also quite nice, the same as the download, but the 1080p is not always as great as it should be. Nonetheless, the quality here is much better than on most sites I have visited or reviewed, so if I do not have any complaints about this shit, I am fucking sure you will not as well.All the videos on this site will have a compilation of screenshots from the video itself, and they will feature just what one would think; many screenshots from the clip and honestly I find this stupid, since you already have the video in front of you, what the fuck are these images for?Now, besides screenshots from the clip, you also have the photo gallery where the beautiful amateur Asian model can be seen posing naked, or on a hard cock; depending on the video. While I usually have everything against galleries, having a gallery page from the video is not at all that bad; I probably say this because I fucking love the table-eyed beauties a lot!The videos usually last about 30+ minutes, and they always feature a hot Asian, usually a (18+)teen amateur, who is ready to show us her incredibly hot skills! If you are planning to become a member, you should make sure to check the ‘Updates’ tab from time to time, for obvious reasons.As for the other shit this premium site has to offer, I have a couple of words to say. You have the list of all Asian chicks featured here and their clips. You also have suggestions for their naughty DVDs, that you can actually watch as a premium member! These movies are in HD and they are fucking hot!If for some reason, CreampieInAsia.com is just not enough for you, check out their bonus and special sites, that are mostly filled with Asian sluts as well! There will also be a suggestion for the live cams, but that section is nothing special if you ask me. Simply put, if you love watching the beautiful petite Asian chicks spread their legs and get creampied, then CreampieInAsia.com is the right place for you!

Looking for uncensored Japanese porn with subtitles at Japan HDV? I’m a sucker for Japanese women. I like those tight bodies, those almond eyes, lickable complexions, and ripe titties. Plus they age more like a fine wine than bananas, like some of these other haggard porn bitches I look at. Today I’m looking at JapanHDV, a sex site offering up Japanese whores by the boatload.

A lot of people have this idea of The Porn Dude as a fat slob who never leaves the basement and is always coated in a layer of food, lube, and his own filth. It’s not true, I tell you! I have interests besides jerking off to pornography every waking moment of the day, and I leave the house all the time. Hell, I’m a globetrotting motherfucker. I just got back from Thailand, a country with so much to offer: Asian MILFs eating cock, young Thai 18+ girls who love the smell of tourist money and jizz, and sexy teen prostitutes working cheap.

Ready for Filipina porn at TrikePatrol? It’s fun being a tourist sometimes. You can try out all kinds of activities that you don’t normally find in your neck of the woods. I’m talking about rock climbing and swimming in pristine lakes, sampling regional delicacies, and getting into fistfights with the locals. The globe-trotters over at TrikePatrol use their vacations to hump sexy Filipina broads.

Fuck yeah! Uncensored JAV porn at JAV HD! I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, your ethnic background, what language you speak, where you’ve traveled, or what kinds of (18+)girls you tend to date; if you’re a living, fully functioning adult male with a penis and a heartbeat, you have jacked off to (18+)Japanese chicks at one point or another. Tell me I’m wrong. That’s right, you can’t, because you know that you have.

AsianSexDiary! There’s just so much to love about Asian women. I’m into that flawless flesh and those perfect almond-shaped eyes, not to mention the fact that these bitches age like a fine wine. Well, better than a glass of fine wine, because half of these chicks don’t seem to age at all. Do you know what else I like about Asian broads? They’re cheap. Some of them are, anyway, like a lot of the tourist-pleasing sluts you’ll find on AsianSexDiary.

I wasn’t sure what Omotenashi Porn even was until today, though I’d seen the stuff more than just a time or two in my pornographic travels around the web. Japan is known for such a weird, wild and wonderful variety of smut that it’s hard to keep track of all the subgenres, micro niches and obscure fetishes popping up in the scene. The Omotenashi stuff is arguably one of the more vanilla styles of JAV out there, but it’s still some magnificently kinky material. So, who’s ready for the sexiest form of hospitality in the modern world?

I ran the word “Tenshigao” through Google’s translation services after the link slid into my DMs this morning. According to the big computer brain, the title of this next website means “Angel Face”, though I couldn’t tell you if that’s a literal translation or just the closest they could get. The women plastered all over the front page certainly have lovely mugs, but that ain’t the only thing angelic about them. Hell, those beautiful Asian bodies are about as heavenly as they come!

AV Jiali has a blurb at the top of their front page that talks about the rise in demand for Chinese porno, and what sets it apart from other Asian pornographic formats. They’re definitely on to something, as you probably already know if you suffer from an affliction known colloquially as yellow fever. Most of the Asian porn sites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude seem to focus on JAV, or Japanese Adult Video. I love the stuff as much as the next weeaboo, but I still get excited when I find Asian porn sites that break from the usual mold.

If the very thought of Chinese pussy makes you want to take out your cock and start rubbing one out right where you sit, then fuck me sideways do I have the perfect porn site for you! You know, don’t actually fuck me sideways. Don’t put your cock anywhere near me!

As an American, ThePorny just sounds funny as hell for a porn site name. Before I pulled it up to see what the joint was all about, I pictured some doofus doing his best to nail a small horse from behind while it bucks around, ultimately kicking him across the stable into a bale of hay. Internet dwellers who have had the misfortune of seeing the infamous Mr. Hands video know all too well how badly things can go when someone tangles with a horse cock, but fortunately, there’s nothing like that on this next website.

I pulled up Asian Street Meat today around lunchtime, shortly after my regular morning marathon fap session. I can really work up an appetite with those intensive forearm exercises, and I certainly needed to refuel after blowing that much protein into an old sock. I figured I’d put in an order for some pork dumplings, some satay beef skewers and maybe a bit of balut if the menu was exotic enough. Imagine my surprise when it turned out the titular street meat was something else entirely.

As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.

I was browsing Ero Japanese this morning, and the whole time I was thinking about how good the younger weeaboos and perverts have it these days. I remember when Japanese porn was still hard to come by in the West. A couple of times, I ordered DVDs from overseas, choosing carefully from slim catalogs that only hinted at the full scale of Japanese perversion. Then I waited patiently for weeks, hoping they weren’t region-locked so they’d actually work in my player when they arrived. And well, even when they did play, I’d still be in the fucking dark about what those office ladies, superheroines, and bondage sluts were talking about in between high-pitched squeals and moans. I’d have to work out the plot myself while jerking off to the censored Asian vaginas.

CrazyAsianGFS! Who among us can say that they’ve never wished they had a nymphomaniacal Asian girlfriend? Exactly as I expected: none of us. And for good reason. There’s just something so sexy about Asian girls. First of all, they are often petite, making for the perfect spinners; they’re pussies are tiny and tight, gripping your cock like a suction cup, and they have the sexiest bedroom eyes on the planet, making them so irresistibly seductive.

Cospuri has one of the more mysterious names I’ve seen in the world of online pornography lately. At a glance, the letters conjured images of punctured Capri Sun packets before it brought the thought of sex to my mind. But, of course, I wouldn’t have even started typing up this review if they didn’t have something to offer the horny internet-surfing masturbator. I am ThePornDude, after all, not some gatekeeper of sugar water fruit drinks. Then again, some might argue there’s something sugary sweet about this joint. It isn’t your typical paysite, that’s for sure. This one’s a lot cuter.What the hell could I mean when I call a porn site “cute”? Well, you weeaboos and assorted neckbeards will understand right away when I mention the ahegao faces and kawaii imagery plastered all over the tour page. If you’re not so well versed in Japanese culture, that’s fine because you don’t need to be a weeb to understand the premise: Cospuri.com is a premium Asian cosplay website. I’d tune in for Asian sex movies, and I’d certainly tune in for cosplay smut, so I’m definitely lubing up and checking this one out.

“Model Media Asia is here to embrace new cultures,” reads the text on the front page of the titular ModelMediaAsia, but what exactly do they mean by that? “We would like to explore the porn vibe in every moment of life then take you on a journey to experience erotic fantasies with endless possibilities.” Honestly, it’s the same kind of generic ad copy I expect from any third-tier free tube or half-ass paysite, which is why I think porn sites should typically let the pictures do the talking. The images all over the front page sell the place a whole lot better than all the yammering!

JAV fans know the name Caribbeancom, or at least the real ones do. The company has been putting out Japanese dirty movies for decades now, building a name for themselves around the world with their sexy Asian sluts and filthy encounters. I first heard about the brand mentioned by weeaboos years ago, and of course, now I’ve had a lot more experience with their flicks ever since I started reviewing Japanese Adult Video. They’re one of the biggest names in Japanese porn, and don’t you want to know why? I bet you do.Caribbeancom.com has been around since 1996, making them even older than Google, Facebook, and Reality Kings. Of course, longevity alone tells you a lot about the quality of any site and how much they inspire their fans to keep coming back, but that isn’t the only way to see how popular they are. There’s also the fact that nearly 10 million visitors are stopping by every month. Admittedly, it isn’t as much as I get, but for a paysite hawking premium porn from one of the biggest JAV brands, it’s a big fucking deal.

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.

There are certain ideals we always strive for in porno. We want perfect tits, eternal youth, and we want the (18+)girls to get fucked forever without ever getting pregnant. Science and plastic surgery have given us two of those, but the closest we can get to eternal youth is Asian chicks. Today I’ll be checking out the Japanese sluts over at Erito.

Let's watch some premium Japanese porn movies at AllJapanesePass! This one’s for the value shoppers of Asian pornography. If you’re the type of pervert who buys gallon jugs of lotion at Costco and you also like seeing Japanese (18+)girls getting double-dicked, you’re going to lose your goddamn mind over All Japanese Pass.AllJapanesePass.com is basically a pass to all the Japanese porn you’ll ever need. That probably sounds like a bold statement to a legendary wanker like yourself, but this ain’t just a single, simple site. Your AllJapanesePass gets you access to a whole network of Japanese perversion.