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Sometimes I try to think of general complaints about porn, just as an intellectual exercise. I guess a real nitpicky fag could complain that it’s all kind of the same. There are formulas, sure, but they fucking work. Even if you could get tired of the classic girl/guy scenario, you could always spice it up with a girl/guy/girl threesome or girl/guy/guy/guy/guy gangbang. The formula for the movies at GirlGirl is written right there in the name, but it’s a selling point, not a drawback!

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Do you like girls? Yeah, me too. What about girls getting fucked? Even better. What could be hotter than that? Let me tell you: girls fucking girls, and that’s exactly what you’re going to find on Dyked.

Ersties has been around for a decade strong, but the premium porn site seems more relevant today than ever. Ersties has always been on the complete opposite side of the spectrum from the really rough stuff, the roleplay forced porn, and anything with a twisted balance of power. The porn brand has always prided itself on “Genuine, sensual adventures you won’t be able to get enough of."

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As a part of the Gamma Films family, Girl Sway (or is it Girl’s Way? I am not entirely sure…I’m going to just go with Girls Way because I like it better) is one of the production company’s most popular sites, and one of the most popular all lesbian porn paysite providers on the web. Gamma Films is also known for its other premium paysites, such as 21st Sextury, Fantasy Massage, and Pure Taboo. GirlsWay.com, however, has attained, arguably, the best reputation when it comes to all lesbian videos. And they have done so through putting out nothing but scores and scores of great content over the years.

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I knew as soon as GirlGirlXXX slid into my DMs that I was in for a good time. The joint’s got one of those titles that tells you pretty much exactly what you’re going to get, and I’ve never really made it a secret that I love gorgeous, horny lesbians. You can read the name like a simple but effective formula for a killer fuck flick: add a girl to a girl with some XXX activities and the perverts will be lining up down the block and around the internet.

As much as we all love to watch a man with a cock thicker than a giant burrito stretch out a lucky slut’s holes beyond all recognition, sometimes it can feel like a horse stamping on ants when it comes to making her achieve the orgasm she deserves.

Since the birth of modern porn, there have been several XXX categories that have stood the test of time and been a reliable source of dick-draining content for people in all corners of the world. MILFs, anal, creampies, BDSM, and Asian content, for example, are all prime examples of niches that are seen as jewels in the porn crown.

Have you ever been watching a really average porno through Necessity and seen some random dude with his tongue flicking a woman’s click in a truly half-assed fashion while she gives fake moans across the room despite such a dull oral sex session that will never have the chance to hit orgasm? Nobody should have to suffer such low-grade porn, which is one reason why I do what I do!

Who put the MF in MFVideoXXX? Just going off the letters, I initially guessed it was some kind of Mother Fucker, which ain’t necessarily a bad thing in this business. Turns out I was wrong, and this ain’t the family-roleplay collection I was expecting. Nah, that MF stands for Marco Fiorito, who started the company all the way back in 1991.

I thought Straplez was going to be a roleplayed forced-sex paysite set in an office supply store, but it turns out I was reading the name wrong. Capitalize the L and you get StrapLez, which tells you a bit more accurately what the site is actually all about: lesbians with fake dongs strapped on, to help give each other the poundings they so rightfully deserve. Hey, I think we can all relate to wanting to bang the hell out of a beautiful woman, and with the right equipment, even the fairer sex can have a shot at it. Dudes aren’t needed here except to just sit back and watch, which is exactly where you come in.

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