When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

Jizz Wins

Giving a bitch a facial is a blast in person, but in porn, it's the standard. Watching a cunt get cream pied is fun and all, but not nearly as fun as doing it. The facial, on the otherhand, is the perfect place to cum on film. It gives watchers the perfect view of the climax.

I wonder if even one of my readers has ever cum in a bitches face. I doubt it. The only time my readers bust a nut into a sluts retinas is when your mom bursts in the room as you're jerking and gets caught in the crossfire.

I bet you fucks wouldn't even know how to aim and launch at a bitches face. I doubt you get any distance on your cum shots. First of all, your minuscule little balls could never produce enough seed to warrant launching it like a super soaker. Second, you jerk off way too much to have any bullets left in the clip. The best you can do is dust a bitches face with urethral coughs.

Instead of trying to turn your cock into a Glock 19, you should focus on porn featuring gents with the skills you lack. Let alpha men like James Dean and Mandingo handle covering sluts in thick loads of sperm. You stick to crying into tissues you already came in.

There is enough facial porn out in the universe to fill the volume of a large star. Unfortunately, that means there is a fuck ton of garbage facial porn that isn't worth your time of day. I know that you waste most of your time anyway, but even still. You'd be better off watching cum dry on the wall than watching some of the bull shit that's out there. Good thing you know a guy like me to guide you toward the good shit.

AdultEmpire is aptly named. If a porn site could ever be defined as an empire, it's this one. You could spend the rest of your life only masturbating on Adult Empire and still only have scratched the surface of what's possible.

Options for Your Cock and Wallet

The second option is a two-day rental. Not every porn you watch needs to be added to the archives. Some just need to be watched once or twice and forgotten about like almost every slut I've ever fucked. Rental prices change depending on the age and quality of the feature. Generally, you should expect to pay around three to five bucks.

The third option is streaming rights to the video for a lifetime. You don't physically own a copy, but it's waiting for you in the cloud anytime you need it. The only downside is that you'll need to be connected to the internet to watch. Once again, the price changes depending on the title, but most hover around four to ten bucks.

The final option is to purchase a full download. That allows you to add content to your personal archives to be watched over and over again whether you're on a plane or not. I love taking myself on a date to the mile-high club. Expect to pay between seven and fifteen bucks to get the whole kit and kaboodle.

Man vs Vagina

Judging by the way Sophia reacted to hearing Peter talk to a slut with a fat ass on the phone, he assumed his stepsister would be a prude. It turns out that what she was was jealous.

Sophia has a boyfriend currently, but he doesn't know how to make her cum. No matter how hard he tries, this guy doesn't have a dick game. The best he can offer her is a minute and a half of jackrabbit humping followed by a tiny load and crying for forgiveness.

That's why one day, Sophia waltzed into Peter's room to show him her vagina. She is so desperate for an orgasm, and judging by the phone call she overheard, Peter has made a few bitches cum in his lifetime.

It would be almost impossible to turn down a request like this, especially when Sophia has a fat ass of her own. Sophia seems pretty confident in the quality of her pussy. She even bets Peter that he can't last ten slow pumps. Boy is she in for a surprise.

Peter has to admit that her fat ass and juicy tits made not cumming difficult, but he was able to hold on and make Sophia cum three times before finally busting a nut on her smiling face.

If you would like to watch this title, you can rent it for only $2.99. If it's good enough to be added to your cloud or personal library, that will only cost you $5.99 or $7.49, respectively.

ATM Whore

It's always something new with this bitch. One day, when Luke Longly steps into the living room, he finds his stepdaughter wearing only a bra and panties. When he asks why she is dressed like that, she responds that it's cold in the house.

However, his ulterior motives immediately become apparent when she pulls a titty out. Leana looks up at Luke and begs him to play with her natural tits. He can't help himself, and pretty soon, that ATM cock is getting hard in his pants.

Leana pulls it out and just before sucking it informs Luke that she needs some money to go to the beach today. Before he can answer, she deep throats his cock and makes him cum buckets. Obviously, he can't turn down her request after that showing.

Later in the day, Leana gets home early from the beach and complains that his credit card only had ten bucks on it. In his post-cum haze, Luke must have handed her the wrong card.

Despite her anger, Leana is more horny than rageful. This credit card issue might turn out to be a good thing for Luke. Leana strips out of her bikini and bends over to offer Luke her pussy and asshole. Needless to say, he is more than happy to oblige.

The next day Luke wanders into his son's room to find Leana sitting on the bed wearing lingerie. Gas prices are so high these days that she needs some more money again to fill her tank. In exchange, she wants Luke to fill her tank.

Once again, before he can ponder the request, Leana pulls his cock out and sucks on it. It looks like she is going to win yet again. Suddenly Luke is balls deep in her pussy on his own son's bed. I hope he plans on cleaning the sheets.

Adult Empire has a selection of facial porn that dwarfs nearly any other site. Plus, it gives users multiple ways to watch content, from rental to streaming to ownership.

Regarding improvements that Adult Empire could make, I would love to see them add a filter to the search bar. That way, I could easily hunt down teen facials or milf facials, for example.

If you love seeing bitches get their faces covered in man goo, then Adult empire will be your new go-to porn site.