One Backpage! A website where you can buy anything. From a motorcycle to the hottest female escorts in town. Yes, this place has it all, and it’s called OneBackPage.com, though we’re probably going to focus on the adult part of the website here. I know that you guys are here to fuck some chicks and not to look for restaurants to dine in, and you know that I always work in favor of my wonderful audience. And when I say wonderful, I mean you bunch of greasy fat bastards.

All sorts of escorts and services are available here

Alright, alright, I know you guys aren’t that bad, but surely you could score a chick without One Back Page if you were better? But who am I kidding? The girls on this site fuck better than any girlfriend you’ve ever had, so I definitely see where you’re coming from. You can expect every type of chick here, giving all kinds of services, from body rubs and massages, to domination and fetish fuck fests. It’s all on OneBackPage.com, so you better get ready for a journey of a lifetime. You’re basically Bilbo Baggins from the Hobbit, and the ring it the pussy ring of that cute petite chick that you’re already eyeballing on this website.

You’ll notice that from the moment that you enter OneBackPage.com, you’ll be bombarded with ads for female escorts. This place does have a billion categories, but the only ones that people use the most are the ones that are about buying sex services and the like. It’s like we all know why we’re here, and all those other categories are just a coverup for a much naughtier and sexier scheme. Even the guys over at OneBackPage.com know this, and they don’t mind, so why should we?

Similar idea to some other sites, and it’s easy to get into

This is only one of the many websites that have surfaced in recent times which offers these services along with other everyday shopping. It resembles Craigslist a lot or even BackPage, so if you’ve used those sites, then you’ll surely know how to manage your way around OneBackPage.com. Although the interface does have a little bit of alteration to it compared to those other two, it won’t take a lot for you to get accustomed to this site either.

All of those links that usually are on the front page are moved to the search bar parameters. Basically, you’ve got a drop-down menu from which you can choose the category in which you’re searching for stuff. Most of the categories are absolutely empty here, so don’t expect to be shopping for any sporting goods, unless you count sex as a sport. If sex were a sport, I’d be a world-class Olympian. Heck, I’d be representing America and winning all of those fancy gold medals.

Sex services left and right, without the distraction of other ads

So yeah, if you’re looking for a good time, then you’ve come to the right place because that’s all that there is on here. All of the ads are connected to some sex service in one way or another. It doesn’t even have to be full-blown penetration, it can be a massage or something, but you better be aware that you’ll have the option to go all the way in that situation as well. What can I say, I’ve had a few happy endings myself and I can definitely recommend those.

The design could be improved graphically and functionally

The design of the site is laughable at best. Though I’d probably laugh lest and squint my eyes more since everything here is so damn bright. Even the fucking blue at the top of the site has to be some kind of extra saturated blue color. Hasn’t anyone ever taught you guys to chill out with the saturation? But other than that, just like the other websites that operate similarly to OneBackPage.com, this site has horrible graphics as well. There’s not much to see here; it’s basically all text.

I don’t mind if a site has a very minimal design if it’s going to be fast. I can appreciate a fast website, but OneBackPage.com can feel sluggish even with this poor design. I don’t understand what takes so long to load the actual pages on here, but it can be a bit infuriating since the pages themselves don’t have a lot that needs to be loaded. I mean come on, you’ve got a border and some elements that you need to load, and you can’t even do THAT? Then what am I supposed to do here?

Basically, the way I see it, it’s because their database is a bit fucked, so it takes a while to load all the information and ads. But if you go to an empty category, the page loads pretty much instantly. A bit of tweaking here could help a ton, and I think that OneBackPage.com can definitely make some improvements with the loading times, especially since their website isn’t very graphically demanding. It just looks bland, so it should at least load fast, if anything.

Most categories are empty, so chicks use that as ad space as well

The layout is a bit of a bummer in some regards. One reason is that when you go to the dropdown menu where you’re selecting categories, all of the most important ones aren’t at the top. In fact, the first couple of categories that are offered are all empty. Or they aren’t empty, but they have ads that have nothing to do with them and are often just ads for escorts that decided that these empty categories are the perfect place to advertise themselves and their sexy bodies.

I would tend to agree, but I don’t know a single soul that would even accidentally search for some of these categories. I mean come on, who in their right mind would search for escorts in the ‘Bar’ category. So yeah, there’s definitely a bit of disorganization going on with OneBackPage.com, so this could also be improved. I guess that the guys over at OneBackPage.com don’t really care about where the escorts post their ads as long as they’re being paid, am I right?

Organization is lacking; it should definitely be enforced more

But they should care, of course, as this means that anyone can post anything in any category, and in that case, why do you have categories in the first place anyway? Better to just get rid of pretty much every category and have one big shit show of chicks advertising their tight pussies on here. I would definitely say that this would make the search for a perfect fuck a lot harder, and in that case, OneBackPage.com wouldn’t be the best place to recommend to people now, would it?

You can sort the escorts according to the region and city that you’re in

But there are some redeeming qualities about some of the functionality of the website. For one, you can choose the region in which you’re looking to get services. That means you can select the state and even the city in which you’re looking for fun. There are plenty of chicks advertising everywhere, so you better be aware that you’re going to have a great time wherever you live in America. Yeah, I don’t think I’ve mentioned this, but this is primarily meant for Americans since all of the regions are American. So all you foreign bastards are going to have to come over to have some fun.

OneBackPage.com is still a great site where you can score some amazing chicks for a fair price if you look hard enough. Every girl has her picture on her ad, so you won’t be getting tricked out of your money. You see what you get, and you get what you pay for, so definitely check out OneBackPage.com and find a tight broad that you can fuck tonight and take the edge off. I know I’m always ready for an adventure like that, and so are you.