Bored? Lonely? Well, don’t slit your throat with a rusty razor just yet. Somebody just sent me a link for a site called Skokka, which calls itself “The Adult Dating Reference”, so there may be hope for you yet. Maybe we’ll even get you out of mom’s basement and out on a date with a real, live girl. The body pillow waifu might get a little bit jealous, but you’ll forget all about her when you’re up to your elbows in Asian poon.

I guess I better get a little bit more specific, since Skokka ain’t. When they say “dating”, they don’t mean it in the same way as when your mom talks about setting you up with the fat girl from church. These girls might talk about Jesus with you if that’s what you’re really into, but they’re much more likely to suck your dick for a few dollars. Yes, perverts and gentlemen, despite what the tagline says, this is an escort directory.

Skokka.com is pretty fucking popular, pulling over 30,000 visitors every day. That shows you how much I know, because I’d never heard of it until today. Then again, it could have something to do with the list of supported countries on the front page. Wankers in the United States will have to look elsewhere, though they’ve made a pretty big dent in the rest of the world.

Hooker in Various Corners of the Globe

All right, I guess we’d better talk about what countries Skokka has on the menu. The front page welcomes you to the site and then presents a list of places where they’ve got people looking for love, or just to sell you sex. There are a lot of Central and South American countries like Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, and Columbia. They’ve got Guatemala, Mexico, and a handful of other countries full of people Donald Trump hates. Russia ain’t listed here, so he’ll have to find some different girls to pee on for money.

Europe is represented almost randomly. I see the United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, and Ireland. Skokka also has the Netherlands, Australia, and New Zealand, or if you’re looking for some Asian action, find selections in Singapore and India.

You know what? It’s all kind of random, isn’t it? They may or may not have potential paid partners in your area, but you may have to look at the front page if I haven’t mentioned your country. I wonder if there are some kind of underlying criteria for inclusion that I’m missing, but if so, it’s a fucking mystery to me. It’s like they’ve been pointing to random spots on the globe as they develop the website.

Click a country and a handful of cities pop-up. You UK perverts can find listings in Canterbury, Liverpool, Bristol, and a couple of dozen other locations. I’m actually surprised by how many sub-locations are listed in countries like Argentina, Chile, and Peru. I’m wondering again if there’s any rhyme or reason to the included cities, or if it was just opportunity knocking.

Dirty Whores and Doms by the Dozen

My first stop on Skokka was the site’s selection of hookers in London. The first thing I noticed was that they don’t have a ton of listings for the city. Even if I include all the regions, the site only comes back with two pages of listings. If you’re looking for some paid strange, this may not be the best place to find it. On the other hand, it’s free, so it’s not like it will hurt to peruse the selection.

While the pickings are slim, they do look pretty fucking good. Most of the girls are showing their faces, although a handful have their eyes blurred out or heart emojis pasted over their recognizable features. Skokka presents the listings with a big blurb and a selection of rotating thumbnails. I have to admit; it looks a bit nicer than the typical wall-of-thumbnails format you see on most of these escort sites.

The date is listed at the top of the screen, so I have to assume they keep the listings fresh. I’m not sure what the exact system is, but hopefully, they’re pruning older listings in favor of new ones. A stale prostitute site ain’t much use.

I like checking out escort listings in big, international cities like London because you can find the richest selection of whores to choose from. Right now, Skokka has Asian girls, Latinas, Ebony babes, and a ton of White girls listed in London. There are MILFs and college chicks, not to mention a handful of trannies for the perverts who like a hooker with a penis. If you’d prefer to have your balls stepped on for a couple of hours instead of having your salad tossed, there are dominatrixes available as well.

Double Up on Asian Escorts

One listing that really catches my eye is a pair of Asian escorts who offer their services as a duo. The scrolling set of preview photos shows them in different cute outfits and costumes, and they are absolutely fucking stunning. Based in East London, they’ve got their age listed as 20 years old, but it’s hard to tell with Asian broads. It’s listed as a Top Premium entry on the site, which I assume is some kind of paid placement.

I clicked through to their listing. The blurb runs a couple of paragraphs, mostly dancing around the subject of how perverted your encounter will be. They talk about being beautiful and sexy, how they are good friends in real life, and how this duo escort date will live up to your expectations. They do outcalls all around the area, but don’t have any prices listed.

Skokka doesn’t require any kind of membership for end-users of the site. In fact, they don’t even offer sign-ups for users as far as I can tell, only for escorts listing their services. That means you don’t have to worry about signing up, signing in, or leaving any kind of paper trail as you seek out a BBW to sit on your face for a couple of hundred bucks an hour.

I clicked the Telephone icon in the corner of the screen. It immediately gave me the digits I needed it to hook up with these oriental bisexuals. I’m actually not in London right now, but I legitimately might book a flight after I get finished writing this. I’m looking at the photographs of these big-boobed Asian hotties in short shorts, and I honestly can’t think of any better use for that money grandma left me when she died.

There’s also a Reply button with an envelope icon. I’m not sure if it contacts the girls directly, but clicking it opens a box to type a message, and another to enter my email address. Just based on experience, I think I’d rather set up a session via telephone. A lot of the escort listings also have WhatsApp contact info listed.

Where Are the Reviews?

It’s a relatively slim selection of sluts, but that might depend largely on where you’re browsing for a hooker. There aren’t a ton of listings in the UK compared to other escort sites, but the Swedish listings at Skokka are fucking hopping. Some of you will fair a lot better than others, but that’s pretty typical with escort sites.

My biggest real complaint is that Skokka doesn’t have any user reviews. The sex-for-money industry has always been a breeding ground for scams, and user reviews are a really good way to ensure you get a good GFE or Russian experience instead of just getting ripped off. Hell, I won’t even buy a goddamn pair of headphones without reading dozens of reviews; you think I’m going to hire a dominatrix without reading what other users had to say?

That said, Skokka.com doesn’t cost anything to browse, and you don’t need to sign up to see the escort contact information. Most of the places I looked at don’t have the best selection on this website, but it definitely doesn’t hurt to see who’s available in your area. Who knows? You might end up finding the hottest hooker in the universe lurking right in your neighborhood. There’s only one way to find out.