TGStorytime! I had this crazy dream where I found a remote control that let me alter the very fabric of time and space. I could have used it to rob banks, bang several of my favorite pornstars at the same time, or really do whatever I wanted. All I wanted to do, though, was turn my penis into a vagina and grow rabbit ears and a fluffy tail. That could mean I’ve been reading too much TGStorytime, a user-contributed library of transgender fiction.

TGStorytime.com was established in 2011 by Joe Six-Pack, who had been browsing shittier TG story sites for decades, presumably while masturbating furiously. The collection has steadily grown to its current size of nearly 4000 stories of magical, fantastic, and realistic sex change. They’re getting nearly a million visits a month, so I’m guessing it’s not just a bunch of bullshit Joe pulled out of his ass.

Look at All These Words and Shit

Man, I feel like I’m back in school or something. Most of the shemale sites I look at are full of HD videos of trannies fisting each other, the sides of each page lined with penises getting erect and then going limp on a loop to sell you boner pills. TGStorytime, or at least the front page of it, is just a bunch of words.

Besides a logo that I’m pretty sure was designed by Lisa Frank, the only other images on the front page are some clip art designating what category each new story’s in. Take a guess what that clip art is. Wieners? Boobies? A dude in a dress or a chick with a tent in her pants? Nah, I see a wizard, a makeup compact, a tutu, a helmet and a narrow-mouth lab beaker filled with a mysterious blue substance. Could it be tranny fluid? (Insert rimshot here.)

It’s a clean enough design, uncluttered and easy to look at. I don’t even see any spam, so there’s nothing to get in the way of the nearly 4000 transgender stories in TGStorytime’s archive.

OMFG! A Treasure Trove of Freakish Depravity!

The front page lists the New Stories first. There is a steady stream of updates, usually a few new tales a day. It looks like somebody has to manually approve them, because I see a couple of gaps where nothing was added for a while before a flood of new TS stories rolled through. That’s good news for quality control.

Holy shit. I expected a huge collection of explicit shemale sex scenes, lots of ladyboys swallowing cum and t-girls getting their salads tossed, with some really loose storylines to tie it all together. I was not prepared for the sheer, weird-ass variety of gender change stories here.

The newest story has the catchy and descriptive title, I Was Hired to Herd a Bunch of Sheep While the Farmers Were Gone but I Didn’t Know I Would End up As One. As you’ve probably guessed from the title, the narrator dude of this story turns into a farm animal, and as you’ve probably guessed from the site’s name, that farm animal is a female. I don’t want to ruin anything for you, but the story segues quickly from a procedural about keeping livestock to a furry lesbian love affair.

That sheep story is classified as an Adult Magical Gender Change. Other recent stories include an Explicit Magical Gender Change involving a demon and an Adult Sci-Fi Gender Change where a dude turns into an alien woman after some kind of fucked-up fender bender, and now she’s on an adventure across the universe to find love.

Kid-Friendly, Adult, Explicit or Deviant Tranny Tales

I have to admit, the whole time I was reading that sheep story I was just waiting for one of the farmers to stick his dick in the sheep, or maybe a furry lesbian mammal 69. It’s not because I really wanted to read about someone fucking a quadruped. I’m just used to stories about really dirty, filthy, explicit sex.

I guess I messed up by picking an Adult-rated story first instead of an Explicit one. TGStorytime is pretty goddamn inclusive, and even offers transsexual narratives with a Kid-Friendly rating. I’ve been trying to stay away from that kind of material ever since my arrest at a showing of Incredibles 2, but I am very curious to see what they have tucked away under the Deviant banner.

Each story on the site is listed with a short synopsis and a ton of relevant info. I’ve never seen any kind of erotic story site, shemale or otherwise, with such meticulous cataloging of its content. Before you even decide to click on a story, you can find out how the Sexual Orientation changes or doesn’t, as well as the Motivation for Change. You’ll also know about the Characters, their Personalities, the Locale and Type of Change.

For example, Neighborhood Terror to Sissy is an 11-chapter, novel-length Sissy Story about a dude in his twenties who gets busted crossdressing and is forced to become a sissy. I know without ever reading it that the dude Fights Change but only ends up experiencing Humiliation. I’ve got to warn you, there is a Warning: Nonconsensual Sex. Sweet!

Based on the loads of metadata for every story, I guessed that TGStorytime had a pretty fucking advanced search feature. With thousands of stories spanning such a wide range of depravity and balls-out weirdness, they pretty much need one. TG Storytime delivered; it doesn’t look like much, but there is some excellent Rain Man nerdism baked into the Advanced Search.

Dial In Your Perfect Gender Swap

First off, I know what kind of depraved and degenerate individuals read The Porn Dude. You should just select the Deviant and Explicit ratings before you pick anything else at all. If you skip that step, don’t blame me if you find a bunch of TS stories with jocks, corsets, and prison but no sex.

The Category Options drop-down lets you pick what kind of transgender transformation you want to read about. Spank it to a Sci-Fi Gender Change epic about a young man who gets stranded in a strange town that slowly turns him into a bisexual woman by drugging him, or leisurely peruse a Magical Crossdressing and TV epic about a teen who was just supposed to take his little sister trick-or-treating but ends up tricked into a humiliating crossdressing situation. Bitches keep their dicks in Shemale Stories and dudes act like pussies in the Sissy Stories. There are Realistic Gender Change, Cross-Dressing and TV Stories, and a handful of Non-Stories that are mostly just poems and songs.

The Characters menu lets you choose Female to Male or Male to Female in every age range. EVERY age range. That’s pretty fucking unusual for any site I talk about, and maybe part of the reason TGStorytime prohibits dirty pictures. The Rules page goes on about how they’re not a pornography site and therefore don’t have to abide by the same rules.

The rest of the Advanced Search page is just a perverted shemale game of Mad Libs played via checkbox. Find one about a dude who turns into a robot slut with long nails and a work uniform who gets breast implants in prison as justice for crime, or maybe a woman hypnotized into becoming a male slave on a road trip in the distant future and ending up getting liposuction, breast implants, and teeth and ribs removed. Don’t forget to check the Taboo and Bodily Functions boxes!

From the front page, it was really hard to tell just how dirty TGStorytime gets. It’s almost as if they go out of their way to hide the naughty stuff, but some of the checkboxes on the Advanced Search page just give it all away. Don’t try to tell me you’re writing a G-rated Bondage/S&M story with Castration, Female Domination and Extreme Penis Enlargement!

If TGStorytime has any fault at all, it’s that not all of the content is porn. It’s still a massive and ludicrously wide-ranging collection of transsexual stories. It’s free to browse, doesn’t try to sell you herbal Viagra, and has an autistically meticulous Advanced Search that helps you dive deep into the pile. You’ll definitely want to check it out if you’re into stories where dudes become chicks, chicks become dudes, and a man becomes a female mannequin with vaginal alteration and a bridal gown, all for a job at a high school.