💎 PREMIUM: Drunkenstepfather

2026

13

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Granny Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are a few celebrity websites from the early 2000s that were launched because of a bent over Jessica Alba paparazzi bikini pics that took them fucking viral.

Jessica Alba’s fame and sex appeal allowed them to make millions of dollars off google ads thanks to perverts who got off to Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini.

I was not one of those sites, but I was on the Jessica Alba train, you know if it was a gangbang porn scene, I woulda gone last…and not because I like 100 loads of cum in the pussy before me, but because it was Jessica Alba and you kinda had no choice by to do that kind of gayness if it presented itself. It’s not gay if there’s the hottest hollywood celebrity of the time inviting you to do it, even if it is pretty gay.

Anyway, we’ve seen her ass in a thong bikini for 25 years and it’s surpisingly maintained it’s shape, far better than an old pair of pants, or even an old pair of sneakers or CROCS, them shits get stretched out, rot out and die….

It’s a testament of being rich from her direct to consumer HONEST BRAND that got her paid more than Hollywood ever would, before every celeb was doing their direct to consumer brand because it felt cheap and beneath them. Alba knew she was cheap and was ready for it…

It’s also a product of fucking a younger dude, these old ladies try fucking hard to compete with the youth their dudes would rather be fucking….but for now, they’ve got Alba and it’s a high school fantasy being realized…

Then there’s the whole cosmetic procedures and lies….but when we’re not invited to the gangbang, more the kind of people she’d call SECURITY on, zoom lens pics of her ass in a bikini doing provocative things is a lie I’m willing to take.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2026

13

Jul

Katy Perry Childish Outfit Titty Shake of the Day

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A video of Katy Perry in some childish romper, like she’s got some kind of baby fetish, definitely dressing too fucking young for her advanced age.

So thanks to the recent divorcee mental illness where she’s got something to prove, despite having gamed the system her entire career, offering a great opportunity to sit back, relax and enjoy her life with her new Boyfriend, the Prince of Canada, who helped implement the collapse of Canada as Canada’s favorite gym teacher.

Instead, she’s been on OZEMPIC but maintained the tits and has decided to give a new viral album a shot, since her last tour was a fail.

They’ve rooked in the brainless of the internet and they decided to make a viral video of her in her romper bouncing around with the tits bouncing with her…

It’s sad, because you can tell she has no friends, she has a bunch of staff or groupies, but no one actually likes her…but at least her man is there with her, which is making Canada as a whole laugh or maybe proud….

I’m just here for the tits, and I guess the CANADA CONTENT TO ADHERE TO CANADA CONTENT LAWS they force on us, cuz of communism..

The tits are old, the milk is sour, watching them bounce like this as aqua-robics at the old folks home, because it basically is, doesn’t mean they aren’t worth looking it…

She has been raping our ears her entire career, distracting us with the tits because the tits are too powerful…and make you want to get her back with the tits…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2026

13

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Got Tits of the Day

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In the even you didn’t know, Sydney Sweeney’s got tits.

Tits so popular and famous that Instagram is allowing them to basically be fully exposed on her instagram feed.

For the record, we lost our STEPGIRLS account for a girl doing fitness in fitness clothing.

IT was a simpler and more wholesome time, before the mainstream social media platforms had to adapt to the level of perversion out there, by allowing the perversion out there to live on their communities, since everything leads back to horny dudes powering the internet….

Like slave ships, powered by the rowing power of the slaves, the internet uses the momentum of your jerking off to power the data centers like it was a windmill or HYDRO ELECTRIC, but instead it is just pure hard grip fapping at hyperspeed..

Well, you perverts created Sydney Sweeney for the tits, despite being inbred looking, which makes me think people like the inbred look because it makes her look simple and easily manipulated into the bedroom, fuelling the fantasy while staring at your screen….

In other Sydney Sweeney news, she biked around Australia…her vagina grinding up on her bike seat, and she didn’t wear a bike helmet, so clearly she’s not a fag.

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

13

Jul

Medical Worker Mondays of the Day

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Apparently, Hollywood has discovered the internet and are now buying horror stories off random people on reddit and instagram because two internet created horror movies got the under 30 crowd into the move theatres and made these motherfuckers a lot of money.

Unfortunately, the horror that has been my life running DrunkenStepfather has not seduced any Hollywood big shots to buy the life rights for a million dollars….because not all horror stories of the internet are created equally..

I could see the movie unfold in a really exciting way, just an old fat guy on a broken down computer, milk crates for a desk, soiled jogging pants and a alcohol problem…just watching him get older and fatter while laughing at the screen once every 30 minutes…

It could be single shot, low budget….a win…

I guess we don’t all need to be celebrities, or famous, or money makers.

Some people can just exist doing the good work that society needs done in order for it to function, like doctors or nurses or whatever….

Sometimes, there’s a bit of a crossover of people with those good intentions, that bed side manner, deciding that they should be paid more by losers who jerk off to them.

So on their breaks, they create nudes, a modern day NAUGHTY NURSE fetish, even though we know all nurses are Naughty. It’s the job many strippers end up going to school for, probably in hopes of seducing a doctor from his wife with their wet nurse pussies…

These are some of those nurses, making the medical industry proud, because there’s more to life than disease, death and administering medication…

There’s also NUDES that can be monetized and really to give them the legitimate validation they deserve. None of that THANKS FOR HELP SAVE MY LIFE and more of that THANKS FOR THE TITS, NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE.