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Serious sam community and developer team. Case you read this which I don't think you will, I have an "special message" to say for everyone.

Happy New Year. <3

The best game ever made.

Played on Serious Difficulty without Sprint or Combo Weapons:

- My most subjective point but I'm not a fan of the art style at all, some of the enemies just hurt my eyes to look at like the fat clowns riding bicycles.

- Game is way too easy until the final two levels, the enemies are way too easy - Kleers especially are gutted into fodder enemies that hardly pressure the player. I've died less times in the entire game than I have to levels alone in SS: TFE and TSE. The boss fights are also completely forgettable, with only Kleerofski being the cool one.

- Pacing is flat out awful, it had no right in being as long as it is. Most of the medallion planets could have 3-4 levels scrapped and nothing would change in the story. The quality of this game does not warrant it being 42 levels. This is the main killer of this game's replayability.

- Weapon distribution is awful, why do I get the plasma rifle in the second episode but then never again until planet Sirius? Why does the grenade launcher have to appear by the end of the game when it's not THAT much better than the rocket launcher? it feels like Croteam got way too lazy to design fights in each episode around having all of the weapons to your disposal. Stronger weapons should've been introduced in later episodes, not early and then never again until the end of the game.

- The arena games on Sirius are genuinely some of the worst pace-breakers I have ever seen in a video game. Thanks for robbing me of my weapons again just as I got all of them back. Croteam should've scrapped this filler section entirely.

Overall a mediocre experience that I won't be replaying unlike TFE and TSE. I'm glad Croteam is ashamed of this game that they never gave it a proper sequel hence the (to be continued) AND that they made it non-canon, because this is indubitably the worst Serious Sam game.