Avast, ye pricks! This is Cap'n Dolonk speaking. From the deepest darkest depths of Max's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mansion (under the sea) comes Big Blue Balls, a drunken band of ♥♥♥♥♥ on an epic quest to drink your food, steal your charity money, and be the greatest band of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ever did get beaten by the seven players in aoe2 (the 8th being you)!

Describing their style as "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Retarded," Big Blue Balls plays an infectious blend of modern ♥♥♥♥ and power-up mushrooms with a unique twister. After forming in 1939 and rapidly gaining an idiot following in their local communal toilet, the crew signed to Australia's Naples Shower Upgrades, and released four ground shattering memes; "Captain Dolonk's Revenge" (1923), "Black ♥♥♥♥♥ at the Table" (1834), "Back Through Frollo's Fireplace" (1911), and now their latest album "Sunset In a Plate of Chinese food (Prepared in the Classique Technique)" (1814). Prepare to have your 'ead bonked off with some of the catchiest spam anthems you've ever heard (trust me, the Skype message noise is not going to go without a trace), with tales of epic rap battles, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ action (from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brothers) that'll make you want to raise down a pint of poop and sing your head inside out.

Big Blue Balls are coming to kick ass and chew Paul. And they're all out of Paul.



since team aoe2 was the most popular of the plethora of groups BBB was associated with, it was used as the basis for the new team BBB on steam (but sadly you can't change group names)

anyway,

aoe2
civilization,
sid meier,
sid meier's civilization
openttd
mspaint art
star wars memes
sid meier's memevilization
peculiar slang words
♥♥♥♥-talking paul's ability to swim
thomas the tank engine memes
the many different types of cox
using the definitions of insults instead of the insults themselves
'60s batman memes
chivalry
variations on the fat controller's name
fireman reactions
corruptions of "the grand old duke of york"
westboro baptist church parodies
openttd
synonyms for "nonsense"
YTP
disney memes
boggis, bunce and bean
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIRATES
metal
mr. banks

and just general nonsensical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

OPENTTD[www.openttd.org]
the AOE2 bible[www.dropbox.com]