The Broke-Ass Crackas, or BAC, is a guild dedicated to the ones out there who want to be a, well, broke ass cracka.

Started by thewisefish and Scuddle, this guild offers grocery carts and beer.

BACKSTORY:
Now this is the story all about how
My wallet got flipped, upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became a broke ass cracka.

In west Fairview born and raised
In the gambling den is where I spent most of my days.
When a couple of bets, they were no good.
Some loan sharks makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

I got really drunk and Admin got scared
He said “You're moving to the Fort, get outta my hair”
I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he got me drunk and molested me

He gave me a sucking and he gave me some money
I put on my dilmar up and said
I might as well throw up, but there's Scuddle, he's cool
We went to Fort and saw all the homeless, is this what end zone is all like?

Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for some cards
And when they came by I got a plan and some beer
I'd make a group of crackas who were broke like me
Then we'd storm the White House and ♥♥♥♥ on some trees

I pulled up a cart about seven or eight
And I yelled at the sky “WE ARE THE BROKE ASS CRACKAS”
I looked around, and what do ya know
This song doesn't rhyme. The end