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This is just one example of the level he is on above other players. He also has low headshot percentage which you might say is bad but actually he goes for body shots so that they hurt more and then they cant shoot you back because it hurts and it distracts them but if you headshot their brain becomes broken and they can't feel pain. He has won 5 majors with 3 different teams. Personally I think his stunt on ENCE was the best, even better than his achievements with FaZe. I can still hear the crowd roaring at the Pyongyang major as ENCE came back from a 14-0 deficit against Cloud9 two maps in a row to win 16-14 and then 16-14 picking up the trophy in a 2-0 sweep. He is just an immensely underrated player and the scary part is he's only just reached his prime.

OPINION PIECE: Many argue between s1mple and WRONG WAY being the Michael Jordan of Counter Strike but I would contend that "Uh Oh Stinky" is even more qualified than either of these individuals. Don't get me wrong, s1mple has immense raw skill and insane stats but he's never really won too many significant titles, and certainly no major. WRONG WAY used to be good but now that he has a wife and a girlfriend and kids and a boyfriend and a full time job and he's a boomer he's kind of waned off. He also never really got the sufficient hardware to supplement his potential it's kind of sad. Because of these limitations I would say "uh oh stinky" far outranks either of these players in achievement and perhaps even raw skill. His gamesense is incredible. No other professional player ever kills chickens to the frequency he does and this is because no other player understands how important it is.