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>I log onto steam
>I see that someone has posted in "Reaver's Enemies Unite"
>HawkeyeGaming
>I lol a mighty lol
>alright lets go
>Hating on people and going on servers to mess with him.
>reminisce
>be 2013, xgamers
>reaver is admin on their hl2rp server
>spamming npc's, constantly being autistic and a ♥♥♥♥ admin whiteknight
>have idea
>"Hey, reaver, spawn me a 9mm I need it for roleplay"
>he spawns me a 9mm quietly so no one will know
>"Hey reaver spawn me a crossbow"
>spawns crossbow in my backpack
>meet Cookies and Greenperson, two admins who I get along with very quickly
>soon invited to join the rebellion
>learn more about hl2rp
>"hey cookies, go observer watch this"
>summon reaver to spawn me a shotgun for RP purposes
>message cookies to follow reaver
>reaver spawns ragdolls and hangs them from the balconies in the city centre
>some kind of attempt at an event
>Cookies hits reaver with his authority
>YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO START AN EVENT WITHOUT DISCUSSION WITH THE OTHER ADMINS
>instantly demoted to a casual member of the server
>i get a promotion
>gain the favour of the server
>entire server hates reaver for being autistic and a ♥♥♥♥ admin
>xgamers goes down, Overload-Gaming replaces it
>reaver joins, makes aspie character with description along the lines of "rugged hair;Blue eyes"
>always had this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ description
>EVEN WHEN HE WAS ASIAN, ASIANS DON'T HAVE BLUE EYES
>cookies tells me to make aboriginal character
>cookies makes one as well
>crowbar the ♥♥♥♥ out of the asian reaver
>"im Sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rdm Powergaming cookeis!"
>that was the last I ever played hl2rp with reaver