I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uncle

I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"

It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

Okay now turn left
I SAID TURN LEFT
"For everything else... there's Mastercard"

Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over
Hi we're gonna die
Here's a plastic bag for cover bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
P;uitgf)(*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office

You heard of One Direction?
I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein
I flew a plane on 9/11
Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like "oh he got a telephone"

I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm I'm Osama
Sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at (Thank you)


I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston
"TOO SOON"
0:02 0:01 0:00 Pshh!
♥♥♥♥ I blew my balls off

Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden
This ♥♥♥♥♥, will ♥♥♥♥ your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's terrorist's another man's arab

I'm a bad man ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody I'm right here
Hide and go seek champion 12 years
I'm selling you slurpees at 7/11
Up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I lead a Syrian rebellion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm in New York on welfare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥