Squires of our great empire Binksville, please understand that this is an urgent request. For those who are unaware, within the Dark and Darker Lands trouble has been brewing (We are not referring to the outbreak of Jiffies). Castle Transylbania has recently been inhabited by the vampsquires, lead by the infamous bone enchanter, Count Draculee. Mr. Romero is not pleased, as his fortune of Taco Trucks reside in this building. We are requesting adventurers of our prosperous nation of Binksville, as well as the degenerate muck worms of Jerky Town to defeat Count Draculee and the vampsquires. For our follow Binksvillians we will reward you with your own personal Herba Glerbin, as well as a personal rigging session with Big Dinge and his pegasus. As for the unwanted beings who belong to the mud pits of Jerky Town, we offer you nothing. Not even our pity. We hate you. For those of you who have not previously travelled through Squieoming and into the Dark and Darker Lands, please seek out Blackbine the Black. He will provide you with a small slug who will guide you. Eat this slug. Please note that a dangerous creature known as "Mr.Sicle" has been lurking in Squieoming recently, we urge that you do not invest in his Sicle Coin, as many people have fallen to his schemes. If you are successful in this bounty, we request that you bring back the bone corpse of Count Draculee as proof of your obedience heroics. Please ensure that Count Draculee has been dealt with properly as he already takes the form of a skeleton and may use this to fake his death.