HAIL CLAP TRAP

Were just your neighborhood friendly clap trap cult

Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence.

Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance!

Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!

Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss--

Jack: Ugh, friggin' hate that guy.

Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...

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Uhhh can we become more powerfull?

December 8, 2015 - Mot | 0 Comments

I Just was everyone to know they can invite who ever the hell they want to the group I mean to more the better. We are proud Clap-TP followers any one you want feel free to do so

Ps Clap-TP is love Clap-TP is life

Clap-Trap is love Clap-Trap is life

December 5, 2015 - Mot | 1 Comments

I was only 9 years old I loved Clap-Trap so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Clap-Trap every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Clap-Trap is love I say, Clap-Trap is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Clap-Trap
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Clap-Trap
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my sanctuary
He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Clap-Trap
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Clap-Trap
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Clap-Trap
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Clap-Trap looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all robot now"
Clap-Trap leaves through my window
Clap-Trap is love, Clap-Trap is life