THERE IS A RIVAL CLAN IN TOWN. I HEAR THEY ARE CALLED codb1ACK0pskillz. WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL SINCE THEIR COD BLACK OPS SKILLZ MAY TRANSFER OVER TO CSGO AND THAT MAY BE POSSIBLE TO BEAT DOLPHIN DIVING. WE SHOULD EXTERMINATE THEIR LEADER IN THE BASEBALL DIAMOND WHERE WE WILL KILL THEIR DOGS. IF THEIR DOGS SURVIVE THEY WILL EAT OUR NOSES WITH THEIR LITTLE BIG TEETH. PLZ THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. ALSO ONE MEMBER CALLED DrAgOnBlaDe69 HAS A REPUTATION FOR EATING KUNG FU FOOD AND LICKING HIS DOGS FEET. HE MAY BE A PROBLEM SINCE HIS DOG'S FEET WILL BE WET AND GRIPPY SO HE WILL BE FAST MAYBE FASTER THEN A DOLPHIN. WE MAY HAVE TO BRING OUT SEDUCTIVE PERFORMANCE TO RACE HIM. WE ALSO HEAR THAT THEIR LEADER XxX_Sp4Rt4nTøk3r69_XxX MAY BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS WITH HUMAN MILK. HE MAY ALSO HAVE A MACHETE BUT BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE MILK SINCE IT IS LIKE ACID TO BALL SACK SKIN. ALSO ON SIDE NOTE THEY ARE LOOKING TO RECUIT XX_DRAGONOFLIFE_XX. HE MAY LOOK LIKE MR.CLEAN. ALSO THEY ARE LOOKING TO HIRE [CaSh]M.O.L.K [No Sound] WHO ALSO LOOKS LIKE MR.CLEAN. THEY MAY BE THE SAME MR.CLEAN IMPERSONATOR. ALSO LOOK OUT FOR the rock BECAUSE HE IS SORTA BLACK AND DOLPHINS HATE STEAM AND HE MADE STEAM. ALSO THE CLAN MAY BE LOOKING TO HIRE MR.BERRY AS A UNDERCOVER PIRATE. SO DON'T LET HIM INTO OUR CLAN NO MATTER HOW WHITE HIS ELBOWS ARE. ALSO WHEN DEALING WITH DOGS KEEP PEANUT BUTTER AWAY FROM YOUR BUM HOLE. AS WELL AS JOEL SOTHERN BEING EATEN ALIVE BY THE LORD OF BULKBARN JOEL IS A MULTI-BILLIONARE WHO JUST WANTS A GARBAGE TRUCK TO CALL HIS HOME. MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY HACKED BY A UNKNOWN HACKER THAT THEY EMPLOY. WE KNOW THE HACKER IS A WIERD RACE SORTA ASIAN AND BLACK AND FAT AND SHORT SO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL KIND OF SLAVE. MRS. VERMETTE HAS RECENTLY BEEN BINGE EATING CUCUMBERS BECAUSE THEY WENT ON SALE AND HER DOGS CONVINCED HER TO BUY THEM. NO HER DOGS CANT TALK BUT SHE THINKS THEY CAN BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAS THEM AS A FRIEND. ALSO WE HAVE GOTTEN WORD OF A SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF THE JOEITITS. THIS JOEITIS IS INCREDIBLY DEADLY AND EFFICIENT AT WRINKLING YOUR TOES INTO PRUNES. THESE PRUNES ARE INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS SINCE ALL DOGS LOVE EM. THEY GO NUTS FOR PRUNES. IF THEY COULD ONLY EAT PRUNES THEY WOULDN'T BUT IF THEY COULD EAT PRUNES AND CATS THEY WOULD. ALSO BECAREFUL OF SKIPPY THE PEANUT BUTTER BEAR. HE MAY TRY TO GET PEANUT BUTTER WHERE YOU DON'T WANT IT SO THE DOGS WILL LICK YOU. BE VERY CAREFUL OF AIDS BECAUSE DOGS HAVE A 6981209518% CHANCE OF NOT HAVING IT. SO THERE IS A VERY HIGH CHANCE OF CATCHING IT. IN CONCLUSION, JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH YOU ITS NOT DONE. ON THE OTEHR HAND THERE IS NOW A CANDY CRUSH CRAZE. THE UNITED STATES OF ARAB HAVE DECLARED WAR ON KANSAS SINCE WE ARE BORDERING THE UNITED STATES OF ARAB WE MUST HELP THEM IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST KANSAS THE DEVIL. ALSO GOD'S GURDIAN ANGEL HAS RESIGNED. WHICH MEANS THAT GOD MAY BE IN DANGER. IN CONCLUSION, I LOVE GARGOYLES AND GOD BLESS BLACK SIGN.