Seriously. How many goats do you need before you stop bombing our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ orphanages? What did those kids ever do to harm your bestial sex life? Nothing. Just give it a break for one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day and let those kids do their chores without having to stop in the middle of making their bed in order to wrap and apply pressure to the bloody nub that once was their leg. They don't deserve it, and frankly, nobody does. It's not right, and I won't stand for it.
Minecraft Rules!