How is he this stupid?

Autism Gallery:
[12:01:41 AM] Evan: Obama, weve reached defcon 1
[12:06:50 AM] Evan: Sheen dooleh
10:39 PM - Mr.Shimbob: katie would look better with a thick beard and a bulge in her pants, like allen
Evan: i look like a truck ran over me
[12:12:36 AM] Evan: Shimbobwe
[12:12:41 AM] Evan: Shimbobalonia
[12:12:46 AM] Sean Dooley: population: 0
[12:12:57 AM] Evan: Shimyoto
Evan: what is the group called? is it called shimbobwe?
Evan: did I kill katie with my autism