The Followers of the Biblesmacker is an elite group that follows the teachings of Sergeant Darren "Biblesmacker" Michealis, a Marine in the United Nations Space Command (UNSC).

Legend tells that the Biblesmacker turns insubordinate marines into true soldiers of the Marine Corps. When an officer has an issue controling the marines under him/her, he can put in a request to UNSC High Command for the Biblesmacker to come to his/her ship and work them into shape.

Armed with his faith, his military knowledge, and his trusty holy bible; Biblesmacker gives Earth the best soldiers the universe will ever know.

Rumors say that he might have trained the first generation of Spartan IV's, or that he himself was a Spartan but the Office of Naval Intelligence denys all of that, saying he was just a regular marine. But when has ONI ever been truthful with the public?

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