Reminds me of that time where I was caught masturbating in my friends bedroom, loudly.
On his bed.
On the side of the bed where he would normally sleep.
While he was asleep.
Right over him.
Knowing his alarm would go off on ten seconds.
He woke up, and I could only chuckle at the idea of what he was looking at.
He screamed at the top of his lungs, but I kept going.
I bet he regrets opening his mouth.
Anyway, that's why I'm a registered child molester.