Gonna Catch all dem waifus, I tell ya, alls of them. Been Training with my right arm for years, man, I leveled it up to super dragon tool god 9, can defeat all dem enemies with the power of friendships and harems. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me bro, I can lift 400 pounds, thats 3/4's my weight, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Get on my level, git gud. I suppose theres an origin story due here. We were nobodies, Masturbatin' to the Kim Kardashians and ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobodies. We thought Scarlet Johannson had those curves, Jennifer Lawrence was the best. But then we discovered anime. The best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ material on the planet. Anime is perfect, you dig? Nothing wrong with it, The girls are all Sexy, Easy to get, and will love you uncontrollably. All stories are original, man. The comedy is on point, ♥♥♥♥ yo South Park and Family Guy. We went from Normies to god teir in dayz, we have no real life, because anime and videogames transcend that barrier. Enjoy wasting your life away at a job ♥♥♥♥♥♥, we will enjoy it in our mothers basements with our body pillow waifus. And we will discover the meaning of life when we gather enough money to afford a fleshlight and VR headset. Please support this @ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/684544864/1591112402?token=ada31994
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