1. Thou shalt have no other meows before meow

2. Thou shalt not meow unto meow any graven meow

3. Thou shalt not meow the name of meow in vain

4. Remember the meow day, to keep it meow

5. Honour thy meow and thy meower

6. Thou shalt not bork

7. Thou shalt not commit borkery

8. Thou shalt not woof

9. Thou shalt not meow false meows against thy meower

10. Thou shalt meow your fellow meowers