Oi m8, y arent I an Admin Mod Owner?

Hi my name is xxXsephiroph420blzitXxx and I have had trouble with mikeahol many times in past, when on mikeahol I abused friends and family, and listened to Justin Beiber. Now i'm *hic* clean and only abuse friends and family.
Thanks MikaholicsAnonymous

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I began drinking binge mikeahol three years ago, and it has ruined my relationships with my friends and and family, and has alsorendered me infertile, as well as extremely suspectable to bullets. Only now, thanks to Mikeaholics Anonymous, I can finally begin functioning in society again.

What's your mikeahol abuse story?