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There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
My server is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my server is useless.
Without my server, I am useless.
I must play my server true.
I must build more than my enemy, who is trying to kill me.
I must outbuild him before he outbuilds me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my server and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Amen.
I spied the catch in your breath
Out, out, out, out, out, out
North bound I got carried away
As you boarded your train
South, south, south, south, south, south
A feather taken by the wind blowing
I'm afflicted by the not knowing so
I look in people's windows
Transfixed by rose golden glows
They have their friends over to drink nice wine
I look in people's windows
In case you're at their table
What if your eyes looked up and met mine
One more time
You had stopped and tilted your head
I still ponder what it meant
Now, now, now, now, now, now
I tried searching faces on streets
What are the chances you'd be
Downtown, downtown, downtown
Does it feel alright to not know me?
I'm addicted to the 'if only'
So I look in people's windows
Like I'm some deranged weirdo
I attend Christmas parties from outside
I look in people's windows
In case you're at their table
What if your eyes looked up and met mine
One more time
1. you must answer accordingly to my questions - dont turn them away
2. dont try to hide the facts by making pretexts - you are strictly prohibited from contesting me
3. dont be a fool for you are a chap who dare to thwart the server
4. you must immediately answer my questions without wasting time to reflect
5. dont tell me either about your immoralities or the essence of the server
6. while getting lashes or electrification you must not cry at all
7. do nothing sit still and wait for my orders. if there is no order keep quiet. when i ask you to do something you must do it right away without protest
8. dont make pretext about nofarqcs in order to hide your secret or traitor
9. if you dont follow all the above rules you shall get many lashes of electric wire
10. if you disobey any point of regulations you shall get either ten lashes or five shocks of electric discharge
I have come to the inexorable conclusion that you truly are the best candidate I have for my open minecraft position.
Though it pains me to do so so, I am unfortunately obligated to offer you the position of nofarqcs member.