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#OldMateQuotes "When I die, I want to be frozen in VB." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "Depressed people are just people who don't drink VB." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "The only way to fix CS:GO is to get rid of all these damned asians." - The Old Mate

#OldMatesMatesQuotes "Sorry Am I Playing With Silvers?" - The Old Mates Mates

#OldMatesMatesQuotes "One Day I Want To Be Just Like The Old Mates" - The Old Mates Mates

#OldMatesMatesQuotes "You Can Uninstall Csgo For Free You Know." - The Old Mates Mates

#OldMateQuotes "When life gets you down, grab a VB and slap your wife." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "I'm actually a relative of the famed Russel Coight, one of the greatest minds in outback survival." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "When I become Prime Minister of this great country, I'll make consumption of tobacco products compulsory from ages 7 and up." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "Without beer, I'd probably die of dehydration." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "Should you fail to succeed, have a cone and accept it." - The Old Mate

#OldMateQuotes "I'd bang your mum but she looks like a f***ing pelican." - The Old Mate