--- Our mission is to operate the best specialty DODGEBALL PWNAGE in America, regardless of the SMACKDOWN we sell. Because the product we sell is PLAP, our aspirations must be consistent with the promise and the ideals of the PLAP COLLECTIVE. To say that our mission exists independent of the DECIMATION we sell is to demean the importance and the distinction of being PLAPPERS. As PLAP we are determined to be the very best in our CONQUEST, regardless of the BLOOD, SWEAT or TEARS of our competitors. We will continue to bring our BROTHERHOOD of PLAPITUDE as well as approaches to SPREADING PLAP which is consistent with our evolving aspirations. Above all, we expect to be a SCOURGE to the communities we serve, a valuable resource to our FELLOW PLAP, and a community where our dedicated PLAP can grow and prosper. Toward this end we will not only listen to our FELLOW PLAP but embrace the idea that the BROTHERHOOD is at the core of our morale fiber ---

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