Degenerates of the Legends: The reformed Butt Bandits.

Nothing is more precious than the independene and liberty to express out inner pervertism because the perverts, and the perverts alone, are the motive force in the making of world history.

WE HATE BEING RESPONSIBLE

Founding Members:
1) Crimson Choker
- I'm known by many names but these days, they call me the Crimson Choker. I've been in this line of work for 20 years, done all kind of work: Fought for my life on the Field of Justice, drank my own piss on a deserted island, took the lives of thousands in the Bonta War.
- Is horrible at the game
- The only time when his shotcalls are right are when you don't trust them
- THE WILD CARD
- 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentration, 5% accuracy, 50% dead, 100% reason to remember the name.
- September the 5th, agent Crimson Choker retired. His last mission was a failure. Shipaista Shipaista Shipaista Shipaista

2) Violet Vibrator
- Originally Violet Vibrator Van Hohenheim
- Yêu màu tím ,sống nội tâm ,thích đọc sách và nghe nhạc trữ tình.
- No ragrats why he chose this name
- Doesn't need any thing because he already has his friends.
- THE SHOT CALLER
- Level 78 Farmer
- Nearly 900 hours, 300 matches won------> Silver 2 Silver 4 Silver 3

3) White ♥♥♥♥♥♥
- His nickname is the antithesis of racism. The perfect contrast is made here. The dark color of the skin is contradicted by the white purity of the heart.
- This dude is Asian
- This guy's shotcalls aren't any better.
- THE ONE MAN ARMY
- Instantly dies when seeing: "You've now faced, our team strongest millitary power...", which is supposed to be distractful to the enemies, not him. It seems like the trick backfires.

4) Emerald Employer:
- Double edge
- He's not the type who shoots but beware when the trigger is pulled
- Ranks up faster than Ariana Grande abandoning her show in Vietnam.
- He shoots his teammates while he crouches like when you're taking a ♥♥♥♥.
- Also Asian.
- Doesn't discriminate. Enemies and teammates may not be alive because they're all target practice
- THE FRIENDLY TAPPER.
- Tap his teammate like he taps dat ass

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BROTHER IN ARMS: THE ASS ALLIANCE

September 3, 2017 - Ogutuan Maibeke | 0 Comments

This thread is dedicated to the allies that have fought with us for our cause:

- Quit CSGO to play Roblox: The tru tru tru guy

- The Legend27: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

- Meiji : Doesn't actually play the game

- BrokenSmilez: He cameo'd for 1 second

- Hana no Ona: Fcking League of Legends scrub

- Even Gayer: Not An Official member of Team Tits Thieves

- Scatter: He played for 1 game i guess

- Some-guy-that-got-VAC'd: Caused Magenta Pedobear a 1-win penalty.

-Leio: The Tavern Master

LỊCH SỬ ĐẢNG CHAPTER 0: THE ORIGIN

August 28, 2017 - Ogutuan Maibeke | 0 Comments

2 heroes with weeaboo titles came together one day, frustrated with society's close minded view on hentaism, decided to vow a war on the entire world.

Their cause was ambitious , but so was their drive. A conversation between the 2 men was the earliest recorded evidence of their legacy:
- Hero A: Nhưng bạn ơi ! Chúng ta lấy đâu ra tiền mà đi ?
- Đây, tiền đây – Hero B vừa nói vừa giơ hai bàn tay .Chúng ta sẽ làm việc, chúng ta sẽ làm bất cứ việc gì mà sống và để đi. Anh cùng đi với tôi chứ ?
Their labor lended them enough wealth to finally build a front against the world . They came together under the banner of what is now referred to as
"ASS ALLIANCE DIVISION 0: BUTT BANDITS". What had been 2 individuals grew to 5 then 10 . Their ideals scattered throughout the lands, inspiring young minds , giving hope to the opressed. Their goal almost seemed as if it was in their reach.
BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN SCHOOLWORK .. I MEAN FIRE NATION ATTACKS. When the world needed the 2 heroes most, they vanished leaving the scrambled rebellion to be crushed. Their last recorded deed was protecting the eco system of a small town in Wakfu.

The Butts Bandits is BUTT history.