- lacking basic navigational skills
- being too fat to jump lasers
- being too tall to crouch lasers
- having no functioning brain
- using a crucial item at the wrong time
- standing in the wrong place
- observing the wrong wall
- using the wrong weapon
- being too dumb to walk straight
- eating beans
- enjoying surf maps
- not enjoying surf maps
- using bizon on dmg based bosses
- using AWP on hit based bosses
- leading the team to a certain loss
- reporting i am lose? and numba guy
- typed "quit music" to stop the music
- hugged a door that crushes you