i like it how when i get a kill i die from someone else on the map because they spin bot so much and wall hack with there 5$ hacks and there dragon lore p90's and there fk'n kfc sponsers and MLG clan name like benQ
- Quirkycat 2015

when i was only 69.420 cat years old i joined TCK (The Cat Kings) and that was by far the most BEST DECISION i have ever made in my entire 2 cat years on living in a tuna box of mountain dew and doritos with ice hot gravy on the side. it was A terrible place. but not i have found my real home where they respect a 420.69 year old cat that has never had a drink of dog juice before :( but now i can drink all the happy Kappa juice in the world and i love eating dog rib and chinese rat dipped in honey straight from the ass of a bee and AJHWWWW IT TASTS SO GOOD THAT EVERYONE IN TCK TASTS IT AND THEY ALL GET AN ACE IN COUNTER$TRIKE GLOB@L OFFENSELELELE. Huge thanks to our sponsors Kappa milk, Dog Food For Free and most inportantly Honey Mouse Mouses for making this happen.
- de_quirky 2015

i visited the bikini bottom yesterday and what i found would make any drug lord jelous. Sponge BOB illumanity pants had the entire sea floor coverd in WEED and his best friend PATRICK sells it for him. i know this is hard to take in but its true :( but thats not the bad thing, the bad thing is what they buy with billions of swag money dollar bucks, they buy golden DANK bunnies that spit out GOLDEN rabbits that spits out small rocks that contain small peaces of mustard in them that they use on there Krappy pattys for the best flavour anyone has ever tasted in the entire world of the ocean. but what i love more about mustard is mustard honey frogs that are dipped in spider mans girlfriends mums dads salad ass that smells like sand castles that are called dank castles. they are called dank castles because weed grows undergrown in an cave that no one has ever found but will be found one day by a bunch of awesome hippies that get high and tries to steal a train that somehow can fly :/ how do i come up with this stuff?
- de_quirky 2015
when i ate dinner last night i found sompthing wierd in it, sompthing out of this world. Something so awesome that would make any seabass in the entire blue flavoured ocean tear up in its dankness. i found a golden seabass scale made of diamond full of honey seabass blood that was shiny and smooth as a quirky cats furry nose. as soon as i found this peace of dankness i told my mum and she had a heart attack and died, but that dosent matter what matters is that the golden seabass scale is all mine and i would never let it out of my sight. but than someone came into the room and said ''i know where you live'' and left the room with the opposite of a dank smile on his face that would make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out cat piss. and for the rest of my life i kept the golden seabass scale in my sight and died of not eating enough food :(
- de_quirky 2015 (420% Dank)