"Attention people of the Earth, this is Thane Vox the third, killer conissuer, merc-for-hire,assasin extrodinare. I could go on, but i wont. Its recently come to my attention (or at least the attention of the mystical eye of old king cole that merry old soul and a merry old soul he was) that things arn't what they used to be. A veritable onslaught of zombies, zerg, super mutants and cats in hats (...well i think they're evil..) have arrived/are arriving to throw a massive spanner in the works the size of a boomers vagina. And behind this all? The culprit is simple. Those who think im going to say Boink Incorperated are to be disappointed (though its a threat we must not overlook) as the danger stems from the hidious urak spawning pits of ... somewhere evil (E3) . Behind this? there are many. All that is simple now is that this threat must be quashed and quickly, lest those cats in hats devourer our faces. Thus Is born the Immortal clan, a group devoted to the combat of monsters and people that either pose however small a threat to my rule and those whose lack of faith i find disturbing (yes i can break necks with my mind).

Apart from that: the beer is cold (hopefully), pay "satisfactory" (in the way a child from Mali would find a ball of pus mixed with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and call it "food") and the opertunities to main, slaughter, protect the innocent (??) and pillage more frequent and enjoyable than those in over 40% of other groups concerned with murder (your move mister Sane...)

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