Conner's first rule of trolling; If you can't make them angry, correct their grammar
Conner's second rule of trolling; Tell the same joke multiple times
Conner's third rule of trolling; Ever chance you get make a horrible pun
Conner's forth rule of trolling; Use horrible grammar and call people idiots when they correct you
Conner's fifth rule of trolling; Play trouble in terrorist town and carry around un-identified bodies
Conner's sixth rule of trolling; While playing trouble in Day z shoot out their tires and take all of their ammo
Conner's seventh rule of trolling; Start naming off all the things you hate
Conner's 8'th rule of trolling; "forget" to turn off caps lock
Conner's ninth rule of trolling; Talk about your favorite flower's and when people call you homosexual respond in a manner like "im not gay, I am FABULOUS!"
Conner's tenth rule of trolling; Ask people tons of questions about My Little Pony then claim that they are a "clopping ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
Conner's Eleventh rule of trolling; Complain about lag all the time
Conner's 12'th rule of trolling; Contradict everything
Conner's 13'teenth rule of trolling; Quote memes or old movies
Conner's 14'tenth rule of trolling; Sing the most annoying song you can think of some of my personal favorites are.... Friday, Baby, Swagberg... Etc.
Conner's 15'teenth rule of trolling; Ask if they "even lift"
Conner's 16'teenth rule of trolling; "Mix" #15 up and say something like "do you even tri-force"
Conner's 17'teenth rule of trolling; Make loud and excessive screaming noises when it goes silent
Conner's 18'teenth rule of trolling; Ask "why'd they take my babbayy D:"
Conner's 19'teenth rule of trolling; Use Hash-tags in each sentence
Conner's twentieth rule of trolling; Excessively use the words "Swag and Yolo"