Hi, I am Catsa Crifices!

We are the Kat brotherhood, a non profit organization that hosts fun sacrificial rituals events!

We sacrifice support cats and clumsy human beings who are inept when it comes to solving calculus problems.

Here is a list of things we do!

- Host "bake sales" to fund our organization
- Help newcomers in the neighborhood "get around"
- Volunteer to help "clean" the water system
- Take role in "fun events"
- Hand out free business cards about our "organization"

If you are interested in joining fun sacrificial events, we will be happy to send you our business card! Once you join*, you will be glad that you were interested!

Feel free to invite your friends to our cult organization as well! We're certain that they won't regret joining! (we have cookies)

If you aren't interested, please contatct me at catsa.crifices@catmail.­com! I'll guarantee that you will be interested in taking "part" in our cult organization!

Thank you!
































*When you join, you agree to the terms and condtions.

Terms and conditions:
- You will never leave the brotherhood.
- You will not speak against our leader.
- You will not eat rice or tacos.
- You will not be in kahoots with the CIA or FBI.
- You will participate in daily rituals.
- You will praise our lord and savior, Mr. Whiskers.
- You agree to sell your soul to the brotherhood.
- You agree that we, The Kat Brotherhood, are not responsible for your death.

If you do not agree to any of these terms and condtions, you will probably die a week ahead of time in a purely coincidental accident.