if you are ever in need of a way to show your full potential and beauty inside I know just the thing for you. You don't have to be rich or famous to get it, all you need is your brain and mouth. I believe together we can make this product famous and I have a dream about this being the next iPhone. The product is called "Uffrut Makeup"(A division of Uffrut™), sponsored by Uffrut eSports.
You might ask yourself what is the purpose of this product and to that I can answer: showcasing your inner beauty literally, how many times have you tried to feed someone food only to be utterly disgusted by their non-makeup mouth? That ends here with our clever scientists who have made a non-stick, non-healthy and last but not least, a toxic product!