Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping funky fresh rhymes and giving word to yo' mother. People say to me that Vanilla Ice's carer is dead and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install slicked back hair, and I'm going to be cryogenically frozen so I can be Cool as Ice . From now on I want you guys to call me “Ice” and respect my right to drop funky fresh rhymes and star in romantic comedies in which i ride a motorcycle. If you can’t accept me you’re a iceophobe and need to check your rap privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Word to your mother.

me too man

i hate this gay ass group