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Knights of Hitta BIG HITTA
STEAM GROUP
Knights of Hitta BIG HITTA
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July 17, 2019
ABOUT Knights of Hitta

Thou shalt Hit, or be Hitteth; Gloria in excelsis Hitta.

CHARTER (Work in Progress)
• Thou shalt worship no other Hitta but he of Big
• Hit unsuspecting enemies in the back - honour is but a myth
• Thou shalt not vote for Crossroads
• Easy is he who depends on numbers; be a lone rock bashed upon by the waves - unmoving, fearlessly
• Thou shalt steal kills
• Big Hitta drinks the Sun and eats the Sky, and they both go with him when He dies
• Votekick relentlessly all who dare disrespect

BIG HITTING CERTIFIED WEAPONS: War Axe, Eveningstar, Executioner Sword, Zweihander, Gat, Boomstick, Niggblasta 9000*


*Only if chambered in .50
POPULAR DISCUSSIONS
8 Comments
Bitterman Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:04pm 
He also realized one overwhelming fact. In all other forces, if a leader was killed or kicked you're taught to dig in and take a defensive position. Not with the glorius knights of Hitta. If the Biggest Hitta of 'em all is taken out of commission they go on the attack. He realized that master Big Hitta restrain the troops under his command, not for their protection but the enemy's. If you kill or injure the King of Kings, The Biggest of the Hittas, the Sun and Sky drinker, Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hitta, they are coming for you and very little will save you.
Bitterman Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:03pm 
The average Hitton is strong. Very strong. From his base of operations he claimed that the weakest Hitton was stronger than the strongest soldier in the vanilla units. If a unit was in trouble you prayed that a Hitton unit took up the call for help. When the folowers of the Big H picked up the call their reply was "sit ur ass tight, we are coming to get you." There wasn't any logistic haggling until the Hittons were fully committed to your rescue. They came regardless of what the situation was, In fact they wouldn't ask about specifics until they got close to your position and often knew the threats in the area before asking what problems you were having.
Bitterman Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:03pm 
A few years ago a franciscan monk of the friar order wrote what the Knights of Hitta were like from his experience in the crusades.

His first point was that the Hittons (as they eventually came to be called) were tall, often standing a head taller than their non Big Hitta followers counterparts. He noted that the Hittons were very easy to pick out.

Second, he stated that every military has that one person who is just a waste of air, the general screwup in the unit. However, with the Hittons even the most screwed up guy is better trained than those of other forces.
Magnificent Mink Jul 17, 2019 @ 4:32pm 
Big up Big Hitta
xXxDøtøTøMøisterShrøkYøxXx Jul 17, 2019 @ 4:20pm 
our lord and saveior BIG HITTA i think it whould be wise making some guaiding lines for us nonperfect people, we are not all blesed like you
Techno-Colour Dream Kilt Jul 17, 2019 @ 4:15pm