We now have our own Match Server! Please don't ask to be made an admin on it, the answer is "No" until we've got all the settings sorted out.

Please remember to join Clanbase so you can represent us in the Leagues!

Boobsclan War Server IP: 85.234.148.165:27065

WE ARE NOT CURRENTLY RECRUITING. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU, SAY ***NO***.

Then again, if you don't have the heart to say "No" you should get them to speak to me.

Please read through ALL of benzo's annoucements, they're super important :D

Welcome to all our newest members! You've just joined the biggest group of tits on the internet, and we welcome you into our warm bosom!

Clan Members/Slots Available/Taken Listed Below:

( . A . ) = llACEll
( . Å . ) = Aledrayth (Head Admin)
( . B . ) = Benzo (Co-Founder)
( .๖ۣۜB. ) = тнẹ Bяσиχ
( . C . ) = Steel City
( . D . ) = <.Shot Doctor.>
( . Ð . ) = Ðuž!ķ»[CM]
( . ϝ . ) = ϝ0rT M|n0R
( . H . ) = R.I.P
( . J . ) = Jonnothegr8
( . M . ) = MetalGear
( . ๖ۣۜP. ) = Pondus
( . P . ) = Peace Sells
( . R . ) = Sotajumala
( . Ŗ . ) = Rainmaker (Honorary Member)
( . S . ) = Safe
( . T . ) = Tayles
( . T . ) = -=TJ=-
( . Y . ) = The Original (Leader and Co-Founder)
( . Z . ) = Zoltanmann
Stiffmeister (Provisional Membership)


*** Please do not invite people to join the clan unless you have either Benzo or Original’s Authority. The list of recognized members above is updated daily. If you see a member by another handle, then they are ***NOT*** a real member.

Plus, I made this song. It should be sung to the tune of "Onward Christian Soldiers" which can be found here:

http://www.hymnsite.com/lyrics/umh575.sht

The Lyrics:


1. Onward, Army of Breasts, marching as to war,
with a picture of Jordan going on before.
Original, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see his tits go!
Refrain:
Onward, Army of Breasts, marching as to war,
with a picture of Jordan going on before.

2. At the sign of triumph Benzo's men doth cry;
We are D-Cup breasts, on to victory!
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of “BOOBS”;
Chipmunk, lift your voice, loud your anthems raise!
(Refrain)

3. Like a mighty army move MetalGear and Safe;
Zolty, you are killing, like none other can.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in bra and padding, one in man-boobs.
(Refrain)

4. Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
but Ace with his AWP, constant will remain.
Gates of hell can never gainst GodPwner prevail;
We bring bras and breasts, and that cannot fail.
(Refrain)

5. Onward then, Aledrayth, join our happy throng,
blend your voice GunMan (/̵͇̿̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅') in the triumph song.
Glory, laud, and honor unto the Army of Breasts,
this through countless ages we shall always sing.
(Refrain)


Rofl :D