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Here at the Caring Cannibals. We make sure your death is quick and efficient for the superb quality meat with no stress. All of our cannibals are fair and each member abode by our meat policy to provide the best deadly experience of your life. If you feel your death was too slow or unfair please talk to one of our human-livestock-resources team and allow them to execute you quick and easily. Again thank you for Supporting the Caring Cannibals.
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