Khello guys.
We have seen some degree of confusion of people coming to Kazakhstan to meet us, only to notice we don't operate there.
This announcement is to clarify where our base of operations is.
as some of you may know, we come from the magical and wonderful fun land of czach otherwise known as czachnia, and it has been forgotten by many, but not us, and sadly, the truth today is that czachnia is under strict mormon rule, while most the czach population, is actually middle eastern celtic, which means we believe in the father of all gods, hallowed be his name, Nissim Garame, the god of Durbia and all that is holy, but mostly Durbia.
The mormons have not let us worship our gods since the mormon general rule that started at 1906 june, and continues on to this day.
Hence, the mormons deny our very existance, and claim we are made up.
Any foreign attempt at trying to reach Czachnia will be forcefully stopped by jahova witnesses that prove to be quite deadly.
So what you do about the suffering of poor Czachniks in our celtic middle eastern society? invite your friends to be a part of our community, spread the word of Nissim the god of Durbia and help us all reach redemption.
*Note: those of you who accept Nissim in their hearts, will ascend and join us when the time of truth comes, to his court in the entrance of hope.
Entry fee is 500 Rupee (the drug not the indian currency).