Well first, What is Czeching Yourself? Well when one looks at the Webster dictionary on the word Czech, its is found to be a country based in Central Europe filled with a form of species know as the Czech. Czech has been the spawn point for such famous people as Charles VI, Antonin Dvorak, and Jesus Christ. Czech Republic currently runs under the pluralist, multi-party Parlamentary Representative Democracy. Which includes a Bicameral legislature, and a Prime Minister as head of their Government. Czech Republic has been know for having a vast contribution to Science. Important inventions include the modern contact lens, the separation of modern blood types, and the production of the Semtex plastic explosive. Czech Culture is one of the most well appreciated traditions of the World. Czech Republic culture has introduced Polka, Folk, Alphonso Mucha (the better know cousin of Jesus Chrest) and for creating the almight Shim.

Well, Czech Yourself has nothing to do with that. Czeching Youself is the process of channeling your Euphoria to the 5 Gods of life. The First God is Water, Everyone needs water. The second God is Food, food's yummy. The third God is Sex, ... Sex. The forth God is weed, c'mon, you gatta get some of dat kush kush. And the fifth God is Shim, the founder of Czech Republic. Once your euphoria has reached The Five Gods of Life, you must pay the submittion fee for sending them your application and then they have sent the bill to the House of Representatives to get voted on, Then the Shim the fifth god Czechs it. After 30 days, you haved reached Gromcha, the final stage of life. Where you earn your Fadora of the 5 Gods of Life. There and only there, you can eternally live in the land of Channel Islands.

Czeching Yourself is vital to keeping your every day life in a state of Nirvana where you achieve indestructability and a form of Disorganized Schizophrenia called SchizoBenia (Hear voices of Ben and have Hallucinations of mlp ). This is a key aspect to reaching Nirvana cause the mlp guardians will save and protect you from anything harmful and unfriendly. If you do reach Nirvana within the 30 day gap between paying the submittion fees Shim the Fith God recieveing your submittion, then you have begun the process of Shreking. Shreking happens when you have been rejected by the Gods to enter Nirvana and achieve your Fedora of the Gods. When this happens, you will be punished to live with Aspergers of the Rainbow Damned , a form of autism that can only be recieved when you Dad smokes Kush Kush while you wife is pregnent with either you or your child. This is a no bueno due to the long term damage it can take on your euphoria and your fedora flipping skills.

TL;DR: Czech Yourself before you Shrek Yourself.