when ur boss gets 1 shot by the ♥♥♥♥♥ bald dwarf getting a crit with daggers

DM: you see pirates in front of you, they ap-
Farqan: ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH BLAST ELDRITCH

DM: no u cant be ♥♥♥♥♥ 12 year old dwarf
Bernie: wtf nige

DM: you see an elf sitting with dwarfs
Bernie: i roll to get knocked the ♥♥♥♥ out

Farqan: I use the scroll of pedigree on the pirate
DM: the pirates acknowledges you as a noble