clubbers

seals

send evidence pls @prusuet

i club seal everyday

IM A GOD

lol all their fat ripple around like little fat water it is a very interesting phonemenon first discovered in 1771 called the "seal jigglefat theory" by Harry B. Sealjigglefattheory. He was one of the founder of seal clubbing infact. This was ofcourse due to the fact that he discovered the fat jiggle that seals retain as you club them with a blunt object. Fun fact, Harry also attempted to present seal clubbing to the olympic comitee in 1842, however the comitee rejected it due to the low worldwide popularity of the sport- which was only common in canada and russia at the time.