There are those who believe in the Holy Mackerel. We exist to enlighten these people to the truth. The Holy Mackerel is no sacred artifact. We spread this word to those who are unfortunate enough to believe in these lies. We exist to show these people the error of their ways, and to rid them of their false beliefs. We do not shame those who use to believe in such things. We welcome each and everyone who want to convert regardless of their past beliefs in this Holy Mackerel. Let us spread the truth to the ignorant.