In the beginning Cosby created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Cosby was hovering over the waters.

And Cosby said, “Let there be Busey,” and there was Busey. Cosby saw that Busey was good, and he separated Busey from the peons. Cosby called Busey “Bosu,” and the peons he called “noobs.” And there were gosus, there were bosus, and there were noobs, — on the first day.