Hello!
I am the Giraffe!

If you are seeing this, that means that you have been handpicked by the Giraffe or someone trusted from the group to be in the Super Secret Club of Secrecy!!! This is a very special honor, and you should be proud!
Being picked for this group means many things. Here are 2 of the millions.

1. You will be recognized by all the giraffes worldwide.
2. You will gain access to buying the Giraffe t-shirt, for a price of $8.2 billion

Have a pleasent day!
-Pioneer