And that's what this group is for. The pain train does not get the love and respect it deserves, and I am here to show you all that it is amazing. +10% bullet damage. Phooey! That adds 1 hp down per minigun bullet. Not much. This turns your demo or soldier into a scout in payload, cp, and various other gamemodes.

Thou shalt please our lord, Crow, by using thy holy stick wilst capturing points at god's speed. Allmighty Pain Train, thou shalt take us under your magesty and crit our crusade to victory.


We're the Pain Train, and we always cap together.
The Pain Train, best of weps forever.
Now we cap where ever we want, come on everyone.
Report to the Pain Train.
Ba-bo-do-bu-ba-bu-du-bu-du-bah.

Since people have actually said this to me, I will say it to everyone.
This group is in NO way making fun of any beleifs, religion, or anything. It's for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. I apologize for any offence taken by this group.