We are not responsible if you pass away during hospital care
Also, we are released from any responsibility if you die during or after a brain aneurysm.

* * * * BETWEEN A 2-3 DAY PERIOD, YOU MUST BRING A SACK OF UNOPENED PEPSI CANS TO A BERKLEY PROTEST/RIOT TO TAME BOTH SIDES, AND ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR TERMINATION IF YOU DO NOT COMPLETE THIS OBJECTIVE * * * *
(add'tl note for the above requirement: if security forces rejects you, it's because your bag looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb. correct the issue and return to the site of protest)

Thank you for agreeing to these terms

Welcome to Aneurysm Clan, may the best brain aneurysm prevail!