Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife!

That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAYYY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:

*explosion noises*

That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong