God has left us.

You see it all started on May 28, 2016 at the Cincinnati Zoo. This is when the Western Lowland Gorilla, Harambe was killed, as a child had fallen into his enclosure. Sources say Harambe dragged the child around the enclosure, but this is the furthest thing from true.

You have to understand Harambe's true intensions. In reality, he only wished to protect the young, crying toddler known now as Joshua Faiola, who had unfortunately slipped through the guard railings and into the gorilla's domain.

Harambe was within minutes shot by zookeepers, all of which claim the reason for killing him was that the tranquilizer shot would take too long to kick in, but that's just an excuse. They believed Harambe had ill-intent, so they retaliated with unnecessary and extreme force.

Harambe has since gone down as a martyr.


Since this day, a global phenomenon has occured, saying that the year 2016 AD was the end of the best times of our lives, and I agree. For it was this last half of the year in which god decided to pack his things and leave, but not before giving us one more challenge. This is what I call God's Final Gift.

But it was never meant to be pleasant.

His final skidmark he left to ♥♥♥♥ on humanity for all we had done, such as capitalism, industrialization, and especially killing his favorite creation in cold blood. For murdering Harambe. It took him almost 4 years to hatch, but his plan wasn't in vain. You see, he left us with his worst. Something that put western civilization on the brink of collapse many times, but he decided to go global this time.

God left us another plague.

On December 12, 2019, a multitude of patients in Wuhan, China checked in with shortness of breath and fever, though those symptoms would later expand. On December 31 of the same year, it was confirmed that this was a new illness, which would be dubbed as COVID-19.

COVID-19 proceeded to ravage the entire world's population, on all continents, in (almost) every country. A total of 6 million people succumbed to the disease, with 466 million worldwide cases total, as of writing this (March 18, 2022).

Hopefully, just this last time, we can beat God once again.

Thankfully, it seems as though it is dying down for the most part.


We killed Harambe, so God punished us with COVID and left.